#1
If you had a guitar in your hands while orgasming....what would you play?

high e note?
cemetary gates - pantera?
sunday bloody sunday- u2?

just some examples...what would you play?
#3
nothing
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#5
i think a bitchin solo in the key of F would do it
when they come for me, i'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand, wearin a bullet-proof vest, singin: "my my my how the time does fly, when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night"
#6
The solo from 'Scarred' by Dream Theater, if you've heard it....you know how awesome it is.
#7
mmm good question. if i was orgasming while playing guitar, id spurt out some mother****ing dragonforce right there....i could probably play through the fire and the flames ONLY while orgasming.....
#8
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#9
i would probably be like picking 36nps on like the 24th fret of the high e string haha...
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#10
Some random open notes becuase I would be too preoccupied with pleasure...
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#11
i wouldn't, i would sing "you and me baby aint nothing but mamals so lets do it how they do it on the discovery channel"
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#12
any crazy ass heavy metal solo
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#16
on the low string i would proceed to do a slide from the first fret to the last and back again, occacionally holding and treming the higher note whilst kicking my leg out and shaking it like a dog getting its tummy rubbed...
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#17
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I would be playing The Late Greats by Wilco, assuming the guitar has a capo at the 3rd fret.
#18
Probably the superb sweeping solo from The Crusade.
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#19
Orgasmatron by Moterhead
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#20
If i was orgasming and I had a guitar, I'd take it and smash it on the chick's head, just to show her that pain is pleasure