Poll: Who would win?
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God
206 40%
Satan
215 41%
Moses?
100 19%
Voters: 521.
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#1
Well, seeing as this is the trend for the hour...who would win in a guitar duel? God or Satan?
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Therefore your argument is rubbish, as well as being full of profanity and anti-Semitic. Are you Mel gibson, by any chance?
#4
God plays harp
Satan plays accordian
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#6
Satan, only because of all the musicians who've sold their souls.
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#9
No one loves Moses?

hahah
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#11
To me, God is an acoustic prodigy, and Satan is a shredding freak. So here on this forum... Satan would conquer.
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#13
john petrruci can shred 4 billion notes a second...and control the rate of the earth's revolution...and the temperature of the sun
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#14
God, Satan gave Jimmy Page his guitar skills for Page's soul. If that's what Satan thinks amazing guitar skills are than God would pwn his ass off.
#15
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God, because Satan has nothing on God.


If God and Satan had a guitar-off, God would win. And, I quoted you because I just realized how close you live to me.
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#17
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God, Satan gave Jimmy Page his guitar skills for Page's soul. If that's what Satan thinks amazing guitar skills are than God would pwn his ass off.

He gave his skills to Jimmy Page? That's not saying much now is it? Judging by Page, Satan obviously still has all his skills so he'd win.
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#18
Being a Christian I would have to say that God this is a stupid post and God would win, but for the sake of the argument. Satan can shred like crazy but has 0 emotion, he's kind of like Malmsteen. Where as God plays slow blues jams that will knock your socks off, kind of like Clapton playing have you ever loved a woman.

So from there it's up to your preference, I would pick God.
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#19
Does everyone hate Page because everyone loves him? Yeah he doesn't have the best licks but he's still pretty damn good...and just try to imagine what type of music Moses would play
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3.14 pie or the delicious crusted treat we all know and love?


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Therefore your argument is rubbish, as well as being full of profanity and anti-Semitic. Are you Mel gibson, by any chance?
#20
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Does everyone hate Page because everyone loves him? Yeah he doesn't have the best licks but he's still pretty damn good...and just try to imagine what type of music Moses would play

Does everyone hate him because everyone loves him? I highly doubt that. I do hate him though, but I think I hate the fanboys more.
#23
God would own, satan would play some crazy death metal crap u couldn't even understand, and God would play some crazy laid back melodic and bluesy ass jams that'll make satan look like a noob
#24
This was already decided in the 1986 motion picture "Crossroads". God wins...
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#25
If God can create existence in 7 days then he can shred faster than Petrucci himself.
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#27
and one dude with a fiddle.
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#29
I ment to put Satan but clicked on god by accident.. ****!
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#30
I could see one of those children's bible cartoons;
Moses comes to the red sea, pulls out a mean lookin Rhoads V, and wails solos to make it part.

Otherwise Satan, sorry God, but Satan is like, the basis for a lot of Rock and Metal anyway.
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#31
Neither of them exist, and even if they did, I doubt they'd play guitar.

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#32
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Neither of them exist, and even if they did, I doubt they'd play guitar.


My god what a party pooper.
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#33
Moses would be a nice slow blues god like BB king or Albert.
God would be an awesome blues/rock technique master but still has more emotion than any MF out there like Gary Moore.
Satan would be an emotionless shredder.

My pick is god
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#34
Why would a moose play guitar?


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#35
God, FOR SURE, i mean, he created everything, so i think that he would pwn satan!!
#36
Quote by Saje
Does everyone hate Page because everyone loves him? Yeah he doesn't have the best licks but he's still pretty damn good...and just try to imagine what type of music Moses would play


i voted moses, he'd play fluidly like the sea and then rage over you like a wave.
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#37
satan gave robert johnson his guitar skills
moses - legend, but too obsessed with those commandments to be a rockstar
god - hardly fair play; he would let the others win out of sheer modest generosity
#39
Jimmy page is good, there would be no guitarists after jimmy page if it wasn't for him. we should give him the credit.. besides to be great is to be misunderstood.. peace man
#40
has no-one see the pick of destiny???? It comes from satan and he never lost a battle till Tenacious D. so Tenacious D but they arn't on the poll so satan.


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