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To make a long story short, I failed my piss test for the 2nd time so it's time for me to learn a lesson by hitting up the county jail for 2 months. So I'm going to need some books to read when I'm not working out, any suggestions?
#3
"Freckle Juice". Nothing says don't mess with me like "freckle juice".

Some Tom Clancy would be okay i guess.
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Explain this! If you are going to the county jail, how are you on right now. Also did you commit a previous crime and get on probation.
And to answer your question, the Bible or the Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy is a good choice.
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Explain this! If you are going to the county jail, how are you on right now. Also did you commit a previous crime and get on probation.
And to answer your question, the Bible or the Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy is a good choice.


I was put on probation for stealing. When I got caught they found weed on me. This being my first offence, I was given 2 years of probation and some community service and I had to go to some rehab type bullshit (I basically had to get this thing signed saying that I was there).

The first time I failed my piss test they extended my probation and put me on home monitoring ( I just had to call my PO before 7pm and tell him I was home and I wasn't going anywhere).

Now that I've failed my 2nd drug test and will be standing in front of a judge on Wednesday where I'm expected to get a 2 month setence since I'm still technically still only have one offence.

Yup so that's it. If I'm lucky, the judge will let me tell him that I'm taking classes at the local CC and I'm going to stop doing drugs, but I doubt it.
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*Insert cliche about getting booty raped while in the shower*
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#8
Try reading a copy of the federal laws, taking special note of the ones about drugs.
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Going to jail for failing a piss test? That sux. Shouldnt have ate those popey seed muffins.
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This is the only thread i have seen where talking about "buttsecks" is relevant. Seriously though, that sucks hopefully your out soon... BTW, what were you stealing?
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#12
Here's a word of advice. Stop doing drugs. Dumbass.
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Going to jail for failing a piss test? That sux. Shouldnt have ate those popey seed muffins.

Since it was marijauna poppy seeds would not give a false positive, just on opium.
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Textbooks. Learn, my boy! Seriously, get ready for when you're out, so you can advance in your studies.

Stay off drugs.

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anything by douglas adams
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The Iliad. That's a good one. The Ender's Game books are pretty good too if you're into science fiction. Ummm, Eric S. Nylund also has some good science fiction. The classics like Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn are good too. It all depends on what you like.
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#20
read "a million little pieces" and whenever there are cops around outside the cells occasionally mutter "wow, that sounds like a good idea!"
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Do pushups and situps the entire time, without pausing. You'll be ripped dude!!!
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bring a book called "Living with Anal Warts".... that should keep the boys at bay
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Les Miserables. Should keep you occupied for awhile.

Meh, good book, but I think I liked the Cliff's Notes better
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wow, that sucks. seriously. all my druggy mates have ever got is a slap on the wrist for positive tests (barring one who stole a tonne of money from the shop he worked in ¬.¬. but i expect the cops around here are on drugs anyway.

read "brave new world" by aldous huxley.

it's a very good book.

or how about trainspotting...?

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is ALWAYS good, so whoever suggested that is on to something...as is the lord of the rings...should take you a while to finish both of those.
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tell molly i said hello.


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How many more comic geniuses are gonna post some anal rape stuff?
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i didn't post anal rape...
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To make a long story short, I failed my piss test for the 2nd time so it's time for me to learn a lesson by hitting up the county jail for 2 months. So I'm going to need some books to read when I'm not working out, any suggestions?


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can you take a guitar? or a mp3 player



what do you think hes going on holidays...hes going to jail dude theres not many luxury's in there..
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You guys do know that in prison only a few people are gay. Its not always like it is on TV. That's the only time TV has ever let me down.
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