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#5
what??? my boyfs 6 foot.... 18 cms. hes white...

wow... only 7. thats not even funny. why is it so small????

plz explain...
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Im saying this the straightest way possible, but...

I'd have sexual intercourse with your anus.
#6
My mate logged onto my account and put this shit up he's too scared to admit it's himself and just wants to find answers
#8
i dont think you can really take it back now...
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Im saying this the straightest way possible, but...

I'd have sexual intercourse with your anus.
#9
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My mate logged onto my account and put this shit up he's too scared to admit it's himself and just wants to find answers


HAHAHAHA
#12
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My mate logged onto my account and put this shit up he's too scared to admit it's himself and just wants to find answers

then how cum you havent deleted this thread then!

Master of Puns pulling your strings!
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#13
I thought it said 7 inch... like another kid exagerrating about his penis size for attention. 7cm is a little small but what the heck, if it gets the job done.

Edit: By the way, good luck trying to convince everyone it was your 'friend' lol.
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I'm new to posting threads, i had no clue how to do any of it till like 5 mins ago,
how do you do it?

no your just trying to stall until some one answers you, and i hope your a tank and look like brad pitt coz ur gonna need it! virginator!
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#17
Come on, I think the kid solved a lot of peoples insecuritys right now; we'll always be able to take comfort in the fact there is some one smaller.
#19
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Come on, I think the kid solved a lot of peoples insecuritys right now; we'll always be able to take comfort in the fact there is some one smaller.
#20
damn man...wow....my toes longer than that...nearly.
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#21
Pitty these threads become hard to find when searching through the PIT, don't you guys think there should be some sort of body parts forum? Or Physique forum or something? :P
#22
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damn man...wow....my toes longer than that...nearly.

dude my fingers are the size of his man pole!
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#23
ha ha ha!!!
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#25
no, no you are not.

am i a bad person for singing the intro solo from heartwork note for note? no.
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#26
Man, this is ****ed up, Simon you're dead at school tomorrow man, i'll get your password and put up all this random shit on yours and then i'll be the one laughing at you
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Man, this is ****ed up, Simon you're dead at school tomorrow man, i'll get your password and put up all this random shit on yours and then i'll be the one laughing at you

No we'll be laughing at you still
#28
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Man, this is ****ed up, Simon you're dead at school tomorrow man, i'll get your password and put up all this random shit on yours and then i'll be the one laughing at you

no that we know about your "little " plan...... (ahahahaa! another great pun) we will know that this time he didnt do it on purpose did we n00b!?
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Fat chicks are different. They don't count, they aren't women.


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#29
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am i a bad person for sitting here laughing (alot) at this thread?

No.

I cant help but sig it, sorry threadstarter.
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#30
Hey kid, you mentioned your 6 ft tall; but are you fat too? Cause maybe it's longer, only you can't reach the rest cause it's lost in your extra body matter.
#31
moral of the story don't use ultimate-guitar.com for personal shizz (u you may want to remember this next time you decide to tell everyone the size of your ****)
#33
7 cm is ok.............realy it is...............im not joking..............its fine...........mines is actually 2cm....... are we talking about plectrums
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#34
yes, you **** head.
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#35
Wow! that thread was really random, like who would ask that? hahahaha 7cm!
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#36
I have to add, we were all feeling sorry for him till he made up the thing about his friend making it up!
I love irony
#37
Im hoping its a typo... Unless, this guy has a lot of growing up to do.
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#38
It sure is a pity man...no wait...it's a pity for the girl when she realizes ur not gonna do it for her...lol...
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#39
its pity for you when the girl realises you are smaller than a tampon.


sure, that was over the top, but you laughed.
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#40
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ahahahaha AHAHAHA aha AHAHAHAHHA....

ohhhh myyyyy goddddd.

classic.

first time ive laughed all day.

kudos to you.
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