Poll: Does red wine turn your bowel movements green?
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View poll results: Does red wine turn your bowel movements green?
Yes
5 11%
No
26 55%
It turns it into a different colour (specify, if you wish)
1 2%
I don't drink
15 32%
Voters: 47.
#1
I've only recently started drinking more than one glass of red wine per sitting (more of a beer man), however much to my surprise and disgust it seems to turn my shit dark green So I turn to you, UG'ers and ask, does red wine turn your shit green?
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#2
No. Dark-green shit is a common simptom of people who have been probed by aliens.
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#3
No it doesn't i've drank many a bottle of red wine and expelled many gloriously brown hued shits.
#4
I've only had two green shits in my life that I can remember, both after drinking a bottle of red, so I thought there may well be a connection. But then again my stomach can be pretty sensitive sometimes.
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#5
No.


See a doctor ffs.
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#6
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No.


See a doctor ffs.

hahha, I'm not worried, I'm almost 100% it was the wine that did it to me, I was just curious if it affected other people in the same way.
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#7
No.
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#8
Nope. Unless your wine dealer likes dropping experimental chemicals into your red wine.
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#9
I think green shit has to do with intake of a lot of iron. Not too sure.
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#11
dont you think it would have been heard of b4 with the amount of people who drink wine?
#12
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Nope. Unless your wine dealer likes dropping experimental chemicals into your red wine.

It did have sulphites in it, but I can't remember enough chemistry to know whether that would have any bearing on the situation.

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dont you think it would have been heard of b4 with the amount of people who drink wine?

Despite the nature of the thread I'm not usually prone to discussing bowel movements. Plus none of my mates drink red wine.
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#13
Yeah kind of, it's like a dark green almost black. Kinda the same if you eat a lot of licorice. But you have to drink a bit of wine to make it go that colour
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#14
i drink a glass of wine a day, maybe a bottle on weekend, and the day my shit comes out green im gonna kill myself, aliens freak me out ! =\
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#16
This thread is funny....I don't think it does though.
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#17
The only green shit I remember is when I was a kid they had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cereal and each time I'd eat some I'd shit green.
#18
Red Wine!?!

You should only drink BEER!!!!!

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#20
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Nope. Unless your wine dealer likes dropping experimental chemicals into your red wine.


'wine dealer'....... the chick behind the till at tescos?

Oh and just so i'm saying something useful, I used to be anemic and on 900mg of iron per day, doesn't turn your shit green. So it's not the iron.
#21
mabey u have aids having green shit usually means u have aids/hiv
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#22
all it means is that you have the diet of a manatee and eat too much kelp. the last time i shit green.... i thought it was christmas
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#25
^^ No, no amounts or lack of amounts of iron can turn your shit green! did you eat a lot of asparagus or something? stop blaming the iron!! it turns your shit black not green