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Saturday night, i downloaded porn on my compuer, but forgot to close it before i went to bed. The next day, i woke to find out we have been grounded from the computer
"Why", i asked
"Someone has been downloading porn", my sister said
"Oh", and without another word, i went back to sleep
that night my brother found out i did it, and hes a snitch so he told on me
my mom's response
"It's pefectly normal for a 15-year old boy to look at that stuff"
I. got. off. scot. free.
EDIT: I meant for you to post similar experiences
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Last edited by guitarman015 at Feb 6, 2007,
#4
shoulda blamed it on your dad... it always works
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#6
Now go have fun with your freedom
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#8
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good. for. you. reported



now is there any reason for you to go and do that


look i love UG, but the only thing that pisses me off is the stupid fucking punks who feel the need to *report* everything. get a life ya god damn whistle blower.

and to threadstarter...i had a similar experience once. it makes for awkward dinner table conversation
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#11
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reported


why, seriously i'm beginning to wonder if fun and humour is now longer aloud on these forums.
neway, wel done mate, you're livin most teenage guys dreams lol.
#13
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get. a. girlfriend. and tap that.


dude, ive had a girlfriend for two years and i still watch porn....?

On a side note, i left porn on the bathroom floor once...THAT was embarrassing...
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Quote by guitarman015
Saturday night, i downloaded porn on my compuer, but forgot to close it before i went to bed. The next day, i woke to find out we have been grounded from the computer
"Why", i asked
"Someone has been downloading porn", my sister said
"Oh", and without another word, i went back to sleep
that night my brother found out i did it, and hes a snitch so he told on me
my mom's response
"It's pefectly normal for a 15-year old boy to look at that stuff"
I. got. off. scot. free.

Now you have down to earth parents!

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dude, ive had a girlfriend for two years and i still watch porn....?

me too!
#15
Quote by guitarman015
Saturday night, i downloaded porn on my compuer, but forgot to close it before i went to bed. The next day, i woke to find out we have been grounded from the computer
"Why", i asked
"Someone has been downloading porn", my sister said
"Oh", and without another word, i went back to sleep
that night my brother found out i did it, and hes a snitch so he told on me
my mom's response
"It's pefectly normal for a 15-year old boy to look at that stuff"
I. got. off. scot. free.

You contradicted yourself
#16
My parents have no problem with me watching porn either

If they walk in on me, they just go away without comming back to it once
for freedom
#17
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dude, ive had a girlfriend for two years and i still watch porn....?




...me too!

odd isn't it?
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#18
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My parents have no problem with me watching porn either

If they walk in on me, they just go away without comming back to it once
for freedom

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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

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no ****in way!
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So awesome.


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#19
Quote by DrkNTwstd
now is there any reason for you to go and do that


look i love UG, but the only thing that pisses me off is the stupid fucking punks who feel the need to *report* everything. get a life ya god damn whistle blower.



what pisses me off is idiots that try to argue with people over the internet,and i fail to see what "getting a life" has with reporting threads

he's probably reporting it to be cool.

/fail
#20
That's how any normal parent should react.

Banning teenagers from explicit materials and wrapping them in cotton wool isn't the way to go about preparing them for the "world". Well, at least not in my opinion.
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#21
They shouldn't openly allow it, but it is cool that they consider it "normal" and don't view you as a pervert.
#22
at least your mom is cool about that shit. hell i have to lock down every article of porn on my comp because my mom is always snooping around my room. that happen to any else? GOD that pisses me off when my parents go through your stuff when your not home, and then SHOW you all the shit they found when you get back.....maybe my parents are just weird
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#24
I've caught my 14 year old brother. I was like "OK..." and walked out of the room.
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at least your mom is cool about that shit. hell i have to lock down every article of porn on my comp because my mom is always snooping around my room. that happen to any else? GOD that pisses me off when my parents go through your stuff when your not home, and then SHOW you all the shit they found when you get back.....maybe my parents are just weird


try not even having a computer in your room. yes, I'm currently sitting in a room right beside the living room where my parents are sitting, with the door open. although, to be fair, I've been caught before...

...because the computer's in a room right beside my parents with the door open...
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#26
i covered for my older brother, to see what my mom would say if she did catch me.

... she wasn't so understanding.
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#27
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I. got. off. scot. free.

Why is this hard to believe? God damn, you teenies think getting caught with porn is like supposed to be the end of the world or something.
#28
Happened somehting similar to me.
One day i saw my little 14 year old borther watching porn. He likes to bother me all the time and etc. So i came to hes room when he was sleeping and i took "printscreens" of hes limewiere folder, historial, and sites. The next day i showed to my parents so they will punish him bad hehe, i was very exited to see my parents yelling at my brother and instead they said to him:

Dont worry, at least we know that your not gay, but dont watch it again till your older and dont do it every minute. I felt depresed and that night when i was sleeping, my brother came in and deutned all my guitars. Dam little brother
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#29
similar:

A pipe broke under my bathroom sink so all my porn mags got soaked, without thinking I lay all of them open all around my bathroom to dry them out. About a day later I tell my dad to see if he can fix it I forgot about the porn , he walks in see's all the porn, chuckles, then starts fixing the sink. I'm standing there waiting to get yelled at and he dont even care. Still dont.
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#30
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shoulda blamed it on your dad... it always works


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#31
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good. for. you. reported

ever heard of the "ever got caught masterbating, watching porn or getting your carrot skinned?" thread?
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#34
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what pisses me off is idiots that try to argue with people over the internet,and i fail to see what "getting a life" has with reporting threads

he's probably reporting it to be cool.

/fail


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#35
I caught my dad not only once but a few times, he leaves the ****ing door open and all the lights on and his pc is right by the door. He's not very slick about it lol
#36
My mother found out I swear alot...she's cool with it.
But she slapped me when she saw me watching porn
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#37
Hah, when my dad found my porn he was like well, I dont like porn much, but if you're gonna download porn, at least get good porn.

On one hand I was kinda offended that my dad thought my porn was low quality, but on the other it was pretty funny to have him critiquing it.
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lol i found a certain dvd sitting on the couch once when everyone was at home.. and i left it there and went to do something else.. and when i came back it was gone
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