#1
I always wondered if possibly there was anybody on UG that's from an actual band, like LOG or Mastodon or anybody??
MUSIC IS MY RELIGION AND CLAPTON IS GOD
#2
i'm carlos santana

EDIT:i think you're a really weird or confused guy

you say clapton is your god, you have a linkin park avatar and you're asking for metal bands
#3
yay.. i don't think i could read the question.... brb gotta get the grandma's glasses

EDIT; Try with kinda bigger font next time plz... so i could read 2
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IIIIfb * KARKOLI * ytIIII(mostly rock... a little funky, a little hard just the way you want it )
#5
Hello, I am Bill Kelliher.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#6
wow how many times do i have to see this thread in my UG life span. i am half tempted to report for some reason.
#8
I am jack white
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


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lol, so i got a boner this one time and i was watching tv, so i decided to hump the little crack between the two cushions of the couch. yeah.


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#9
gess what!! i'm slash!!!
sorry, somebody had to say it.
El-Danny

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You keep seeing songs like KoC, SMBH, and Hysteria showing up on games, but I want Micro Cuts on either Rock Band or Sing Star. I want to see numerous masses of kids staring at the tv wondering what the hell they're supposed to do.
#11
This text is barely readable, asshole!
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#13
Holy crap. Id better warn Vai, Malmsteen and Satriani that we've been found out.


~ B. Sheehan.
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.
#14
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Holy crap. Id better warn Vai, Malmsteen and Satriani that we've been found out.


~ B. Sheehan.


gilbert too, i think i'll cal him,


-, Steve Vai
#15
Hi, my name is Slash

You may know me from such bands as Guns N Roses, Slash's Snakepit, Velvet Revolver and my latest project; The Search Button, you should really check them out .
Funny words.
#16
Quote by deluxity
gilbert too, i think i'll cal him,


-, Steve Vai


Already here, Steve.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#17
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I'm huge in Japan.


Paul Gilbert?

Hey, I'm Marty Friedman!
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I agree, i always help people up. At the last show we all protected this little kid who was tying his shoe in the middle of the pit.


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#20
Quote by Demonbreed
Holy crap. Id better warn Vai, Malmsteen and Satriani that we've been found out.


~ B. Sheehan.



You better tell Petrucci or he'll snap on somebody. Also, stay close to Malmsteen. We don't want him "Unleashing the Fury" again...


~Al Di Meola