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#1
Tell me how much of a freak you are.

I can spray spit out of the under of my tongue.

Oh and please : masturbation is fun, but it's not an unusual talent, okay kiddies?
Guitar rig
Schecter C-1 Classic
Boss GT-8
Mesa 50/50 Power Amp
Avatar G212H 2x12 Cab

Synth Rig
M-Audio Oxygen 61
Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro
Reason 4.0
FL Studio 8
#3
Dunno, I have a really long tongue that I can put up my nose, I guess. Nothing interesting.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#4
i can put my leg behind my head... and im dude as well...XD
Quote by Jonjy2
Haha! You are awesome Bucketbotman!! Lolz!!

+100


I CAN PUT MY FOOT BEHIND MY HEAD!

Gear
Ibanez RG370DX special edition!
Tanglewood Oddessy Acoustic
Marshall TSL100
Marshall 1960's A slant cab
Fender 40W amp
Dunlop Crybaby
#6
i can bend my thumb to a 90 degree angle on top of my hand

i only know one other person that can do it
#8
I have none. I'm scarily un-special. But I can bend my thumbs right back to my arm.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#11
i can make people feel uncomfortable simply by being in their prescence

seriously i dont even have to do anything
#13
I have quite the sexy falsetto.
Quote by Mike Birbiglia
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
#16
I can scratch my ass with my toes.
Quote by p o e
lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#17
i can make people orgasm just by looking at them
Quote by Scutchington
I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#19
Quote by sadistic_monkey
I have unevenly growing facial hair?



Me too!


Now I know I'm not the only one, I don't need to start a thread on here


I don't really know anything I can do that's special =(
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#20
Quote by thyowen
i can bend my thumb to a 90 degree angle on top of my hand

i only know one other person that can do it


i can do that too, but when i strech out my hands to see the span it goes to a 200 degree angle ... ON BOTH HANDS!! and i aint doubly jointed. comes from playing piano :
#21
Quote by Nightmare_xxx
my penis does an uncanny impression of margaret thatcher.


That wasnt funny the first time you said it, and it's still not funny.
Guitar rig
Schecter C-1 Classic
Boss GT-8
Mesa 50/50 Power Amp
Avatar G212H 2x12 Cab

Synth Rig
M-Audio Oxygen 61
Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro
Reason 4.0
FL Studio 8
#22
Quote by Cynoxx
That wasnt funny the first time you said it, and it's still not funny.


QFT
#24
my fingers are double jointed and i can do lots of stuff with them like wen i put my hands together i can make it look like their doing the hoolah i can also twist my pinky all the way around so my nail is on the opposite side i can also dislocate my thumb and make a bunch of strange faces with my hands by bending my fingers around i no i have too much time on my hands

EDIT: masturbation FTW!!!
My Rig:

Guitars:
Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Amps:
Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
Last edited by kyle100 at Feb 6, 2007,
#25
Quote by music man
UG nb here (not quite a n00b but quite new) ... QFT??

Quoted for truth.
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#26
Quote by music man
UG nb here (not quite a n00b but quite new) ... QFT??

Quoted For Truth.

I can...I can...ban you all
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
#28
Quote by FrenchyFungus
Quoted For Truth.

I can...I can...ban you all


*cowers in fear*
Guitar rig
Schecter C-1 Classic
Boss GT-8
Mesa 50/50 Power Amp
Avatar G212H 2x12 Cab

Synth Rig
M-Audio Oxygen 61
Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro
Reason 4.0
FL Studio 8
#29
Quote by FrenchyFungus
Quoted For Truth.

I can...I can...ban you all


Stfu Orange faggot.
#30
Orange is one step closer to red than yellow, foo'
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
#31
Stop hijacking my thread you bastards.
Guitar rig
Schecter C-1 Classic
Boss GT-8
Mesa 50/50 Power Amp
Avatar G212H 2x12 Cab

Synth Rig
M-Audio Oxygen 61
Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro
Reason 4.0
FL Studio 8
#35
Quote by FrenchyFungus
Orange is one step closer to red than yellow, foo'


Touche.

Then again, the original brown did look quite similar to the red.

Also, Alex's gay blue looked quite similar to S-Mods too.

Dob-Edit: Yellow?

Dude.

...are you using UG black..?
#37
Quote by Dobzilla
Dob-Edit: Yellow?

Dude.

...are you using UG black..?



Slooooooow.


In other news, why do people always put their username/part of their username before the word edit, when they edit a post?
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#38
I can making farting noises with my hands...totally useless I know. Although it was a good lad to do it in a quiet class room.

Ah...happy days.
#39
Quote by JamieB
Slooooooow.


In other news, why do people always put their username/part of their username before the word edit, when they edit a post?



Because...


YOU'RE A HOMO.
#40
Quote by Dobzilla

...are you using UG black..?

n00b
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
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