#1
Post words in the Urban Dictionary that give you a laugh whether its the word or the meaning.

(www.urbandictionary.com)


a asdfasdfasdf

Short form for "HELP!" in situations, where one can't afford to type with both hands, e.g. while playing starcraft against koreans.

player 1: asdf!
player 2: be right with you
player 1: asdfasdfasdasdfffffffffff ffff
player 2: almost there!
player 1: aasddddddead.


A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens

a place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy.

"damn theirs A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens in there"
Last edited by Vedder=GOD at Feb 6, 2007,
#4
Wanker. Some funny stuff here.

5.

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

6.

Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "****"!
#6
Any ever see Rio Ferdinand's world cup wind ups?

Isn't that 'you got merked' phrase he insisted on using an urban phrase or something?

Or was he just a thick git?
#7
Tony Danza

2. DANZA


Originated in Tony Danza's mythic early days as a porn star. His signature move was said to be a mushroom welt (cockslap), during which he'd shout out his surname.

*wet slapping sound.* DANZA!
Quote by sluffinator
Yeh this guy knows his ****... just listen to him XD


Quote by ScreamingCheeto
NaivexLi is anything but naive. His post was a pretty good source of info.


Thanks

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Pro tip, kids - girls are NOT impressed by your blood.
#9
1. retardomondo

See: retard, mondo.

Super retarded. Like a living fart with no education and self-inflicted brain damage.

"You know who's a Retardomondo?"
"Who, pray tell?"
"*insert name of an idiot you know*."
"fo sho"
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#10
I was looking around and found a few I liked

Super Bowl

the long anticipated bong hit after a long day

Dude, today sucked. When I get home I'm having a super bowl.


God

A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.

And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.


God

The reason I passed math.

Bless the lord! For I got a 65!


(or alot of the things on God are pretty funny, unless of course taken offensively. please keep in mind they're all just jokes, not to be taken personally. No one goes to urbandictionary looking for a serious answer)


stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.

Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha
Quote by sluffinator
Yeh this guy knows his ****... just listen to him XD


Quote by ScreamingCheeto
NaivexLi is anything but naive. His post was a pretty good source of info.


Thanks

Quote by MightyAl

Pro tip, kids - girls are NOT impressed by your blood.
#11
I don't know why; but this picture makes me laugh every time.



The FGSFDS thing is nonsensical.
#15
pwned 3944 up, 688 down

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."