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#1
what would you do?
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

Quote by saphrax
I agree with This End Up
Last edited by This End Up at Feb 6, 2007,
#3
How many "if you had/were" threads are you going to make?

I'd touch myself, obviously.
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#7
Quote by Cyclotoolica
Your mum

+1
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#9
stroke it
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Theres rats running around outside my window, one of them has an apple, he looks very happy about this.

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Oh ****

Aaaah well. It gives me an excuse to rape.


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Bunnywunnywabbitywoos.
#13
Quote by Zukev
Stop Making Stupid Threads!


once again zukev eat my ass
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
A person inside

Quote by saphrax
I agree with This End Up
#14
well I wouldn't be waisting my time in UG
I'd probaly find some lesbo to munch down on it
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


Quote by aequitasveritas
lol, so i got a boner this one time and i was watching tv, so i decided to hump the little crack between the two cushions of the couch. yeah.


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#15
Don't know really...probably still spend most of the day sitting around scratching my crotch.

Funnily enough it's not the sort of thing I think or care about.
#17
There's actually a little list on the internet somewhere.

All I remember is.

1. Find where that G spot really is.
2. Experience multiple orgasms
3. stare at yourself
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#20
knowing my luck I'd have my period
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


Quote by aequitasveritas
lol, so i got a boner this one time and i was watching tv, so i decided to hump the little crack between the two cushions of the couch. yeah.


www.free-game-downloads.mosw.com
#22
cucumber ftw!
Quote by Virgil_Hart05
Beating the elderly is a big favourite of mine. Also, pushing kids over and kicking pregnant women in the womb is fun.



Right now we're called 'Various Artists' just to fuck over people with iPods
#23
Quote by This End Up
what would you do?

stuff you inside it to stop you making stupid threads because once that day's over, there ain't no way on God's green earth that you're getting back out.
#25
id show my friends
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#26
I have one every day.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#28
Quote by future rock god
stuff you inside it to stop you making stupid threads because once that day's over, there ain't no way on God's green earth that you're getting back out.


true, but then hed be stuck inside your penis. and noone wants a pit dweller stuck forever inside their penis.

wait lets clarify. do i still have a penis and a vagina? or just a vagina?
#31
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#21 OF THE NON-CONFORMIST CLUB
Last edited by Zukev at Jul 12, 2010,
#33
buttsecks
Quote by wmzbomgzors
oh I wanna **** that ******* ***** ** ***** so hard that she ****** ***** in my ****** ***.


Quote by Slinov
unfortunatley it makes your breath smell like an italian just took a sh*t in your mouth
#35
takes pictures of myself bc no one would believe it, then prolly go touch myself for long hours then get bored and wish my penis back
#39
Quote by Gummy Balls
well I wouldn't be waisting my time in UG
I'd probaly find some lesbo to munch down on it


Cos i wouldn't want a mans penis slamming it, would you?
#40
If I had a penis and a vagina, I'd do myself.

If I just had a vagina, I'd put a pineapple in it.
Then masturbate.
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