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So yeah I'm pretty young, and I only hit puberty like last spring, and so my balls dropped, voice changed, got what looks like a large mammal for pubes...but strangely this summer...my balls undropped...they're not all like low and stuff, and they look like they did when I was little...I still spew and stuff. Is it possible that I may be getting younger by the minute?!


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#5
...No you aren't getting younger. You're probably cold when you check yorself out. Testicles need warmth too ya know.
#6
Its cancer.
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...No you aren't getting younger. You're probably cold when you check yorself out. Testicles need warmth too ya know.


No cuz I've even checked in a hot shower and stuff...but the whole thing started when it started getting cold...
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#11
yeah i would realize how retarded that sounds before posting it in the pit if i were you...
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#12
Cold breeze?
Do you live in WI? (we had -45 windchill today)
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#13
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You're losing your testes and penis. You'll have a full on mangina in 6 months.


Will I get tits too?

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So yeah I'm pretty young, and I only hit puberty like last spring, and so my balls dropped, voice changed, got what looks like a large mammal for pubes...but strangely this summer...my balls undropped...they're not all like low and stuff, and they look like they did when I was little...I still spew and stuff. Is it possible that I may be getting younger by the minute?!





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#18
It's because you touch yourself at night.
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#19
You could have testicular cancer, this poor kid had the same thing a few years back. He got cancer, and moved away.
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Quote by Friggly
So yeah I'm pretty young, and I only hit puberty like last spring, and so my balls dropped, voice changed, got what looks like a large mammal for pubes...but strangely this summer...my balls undropped...they're not all like low and stuff, and they look like they did when I was little...I still spew and stuff. Is it possible that I may be getting younger by the minute?!





there's a simple explanation here. in the summer, your balls are sweaty and need room...so they dangle lower. in the winter, they're up higher because it's colder. when you take a hot shower, you don't sweat, but in the summer you do. the reason your balls dangle in the first place is because ideal sperm production is a few degrees below your body temp. in summer they're trying to run away from that area because it's too hot...and in the cold they're trying to be nice and bunched up to retain heat.


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#21
Thanks for this utterly useless input to the pit.
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#22
Or possibly siphilis, 'cause that makes your balls shrink doesn't it?
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#24
Stop wanking so much, let your balls retain some juice.
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yeah i would realize how retarded that sounds before posting it in the pit if i were you...


OH gee, man I should've thought of that...now all the incredible intellectuals that participate in the pit might think badly of me. I would feel horrible.

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#26
your balls hate you, and are trying to recede back into the body from whence they came. I recommend you buy the following:

a bulldog clip
a knife
ginger beer. You aren't old enough to buy alcohol to stop infection, so you use this, the next best thing.

Clamp balls with bulldog clip. If they fight it, proceed to threaten them with knife. If they still hate you, make "your mum" jokes at them. If that fails, cut them off... or else they will invade your bladder and your appendix, cos that's where your balls came from. One's pissy, and the other one just wants to bum around and do **** all.

Pour ginger beer over large gaping wound, and problem solved. You may need to grow your hair, breasts and remove adam's apple, with said knife. Clean it first though.
#28
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Or possibly siphilis, 'cause that makes your balls shrink doesn't it?


Nah cuz I'm a virgin, unless it can be transferred like from a mouth or hand?...
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#29
Wait... your balls actually drop? I thought that was just a figure of speech...
#31
Pull 'em a bit
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#32
You balls will morph into a vagina, you lucky
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#33
Hmm, yes I think the sitation calls for it....

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#34
dude its called ure period, did u not get told about this at school??? It happens up to 1 month to six years after u hit puberty and happens every 3 years from then on. After a month your testicles will re-absorb into your body and your nose and anus will begin to bleed continuosly for three days. After that, your scrotum will flop back down and two brand new testicles will be forced out of your pelvis, this process is what is referred to by the term "chargin ,a lazzorrr!!!!"
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Nah cuz I'm a virgin, unless it can be transferred like from a mouth or hand?...



your balls dropped last spring and you've already gotten oral?

how old are you? my balls dropped when i was like 11.
#37
Quote by Friggly
So yeah I'm pretty young, and I only hit puberty like last spring, and so my balls dropped, voice changed, got what looks like a large mammal for pubes...but strangely this summer...my balls undropped...they're not all like low and stuff, and they look like they did when I was little...I still spew and stuff. Is it possible that I may be getting younger by the minute?!





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#38
They're just wedged up there somewhere... get someone to pound the top of your head with a hammer, your nuts will plunk right back down where they should be. Trust me.
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