#1
Alright so there is this foxey lady that I am digging. But ever since I called her a offensive term for a prostitute(word I called her is filtered) she hasn't talked to me since. How do I get with her after this? Also no, buttsecks will not help.

EDIT: I forgot to mention I have turrets but she won't let me explain
Last edited by Tyrannous at Feb 6, 2007,
#3
dude, you don't even deserve her. women deserve respect. not rights, but respect. =]
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#4
Apologize?
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#6
... ...you 'dig' this 'foxy lady'....

yah, i don't think you can ever be on her good side...
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dude, you don't even deserve her. women deserve respect. not rights, but respect. =]

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#8
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dude, you don't even deserve her. women deserve respect


I agree with this also, but seriously, bring your guitar and play some Jimi Hendrix.
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#11
Explain you were joking...perhaps you'll elaborate on why you called her a name?
#12
yeah, depending on the age of the female, more than likely, you're chances are screwed forever. If high school ish, then yeah, no chance.
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#14
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Explain you were joking...perhaps you'll elaborate on why you called her a name?

Well it was in a disagree ment when she said premarital sex was okay and so I said *****. She then hung up the phone and is refusing to accept any contact from me.
#15
so it had nothing to do with the tourettes?
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#16
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Also no, ********* will not help.




That's a shame.

Maybe buttsecks will.
#17
"hey there foxy mama!"

anyway just tell her you have tourettes and im sure shell understand.
#18
just write her a letter explaining and sign it with THREE x's. not less (uncaring) and not more (obsessive). be incredibly apologetic and basically just grovel. a bunch of flowers wouldn't go amiss either.
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#19
You have turrets? They're pretty dangerous, it's not wonder she's afraid to come near you.

If only you had Tourette's...
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thats what i was gonna say.

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#21
guys he has the guns on tanks! watch out!
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#22
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guys he has the guns on tanks! watch out!


its too early... thats actaully what i thought he meant.

i was sitting here thinking.. wtf.. he is digging her.. so he is going to threaten her with big guns
#23
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You have turrets? They're pretty dangerous, it's not wonder she's afraid to come near you.

If only you had Tourette's...

Way to steal my joke Smokey...
#24
^ his turrets fired at her and she ran away.
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Way to steal my joke Smokey...


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