#1
Here's how it works.
I give a word.
Using that word, you make up a short snappy, funny quote, not unlike those posted in yearbooks
also, you post another word.
etc. etc.

start off word - fajita
member #3 of the "WELOVEREGGAE" club

Quote by RIM99
Just tell her you're going over to her house to play tiddlywinks and mack that shit.



SPARTAN 296 OF UG'S 300

Jackson Dinky: $67/$499

Master Chief of the UG Society of Ninjas
#3
I'd rather carwash my testicles than ever speak to any of you ever again.


Anti-virus.

#4
have a great summer!

P.S. i'm working at the carwash this summer, so you better not show up you prick.


EDIT: argh.

have a great summer!

when you get home, you may want to run an anti-virus scan. and i don't mean on your computer.


boogey
#5
Even my premium anti-virus couldn't protect me from that STD infested *****.

Dick cheese
#6
would you like dick cheese on your burger?


Waffles
Quote by brandooon
Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
#7
you're wafful of shit

pizza
Quote by jazkel24

Any bands you're trying to copy/sound like?
#8
Hope to talk to you sometime soon, pizza face.

Bucket
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#9
show me your vagina so I can bucket

scrotum
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


Quote by aequitasveritas
lol, so i got a boner this one time and i was watching tv, so i decided to hump the little crack between the two cushions of the couch. yeah.


www.free-game-downloads.mosw.com
#10
remember when we nailed your scrotum to the wall? yeah i did that to you.

banana thong
"And float down Grand Street in daylight..."
#11
If there's anything I never want to see again, it's Principal (insert name) in a banana thong.

Umlaut.
Quote by Kai-7
You are the greatest. Wow. CaptainWow

Bumblebee of the Mighty Autobots. PM Kankuro to join.
UG Irish Clan - Póg mo thóin
Metals Fetishist of the"Please Sir, I want GORE" Club - UG Horror Fans and Gorehounds Unite!
#12
Do you remember that umlaut we smoked? I don't

aardvark
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#13
Vank god ve're not at zee school now, eet vaz aardvark

filtrum
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