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Only the coolest terrorist ass kicker ever.
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Will-dit - Doesn't he look majestic??
Last edited by willtheworld at Feb 6, 2007,
#2
he looks like your mom

EDIT:but without the attitude
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he has a signature gibson now i hear.


Yup.

http://www.gibsoncustom.com/

Anyone ever listen to the band he manages? Rocco DeLuca and the Burden? They're pretty good actually.
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yea jack pwns....
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Yup.

http://www.gibsoncustom.com/

Anyone ever listen to the band he manages? Rocco DeLuca and the Burden? They're pretty good actually.


I've really wanted to, but I keep on forgetting, and I think I will know, since it's fresh on my mind.
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#10
24 sis the worst, most overrated, boringist, most AIDs infected show I have seen since the brady bunch, any one who watches it should look down in shame out how little it takes to entertain their sorry asses. the end
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24 sis the worst, most overrated, boringist, most AIDs infected show I have seen since the brady bunch, any one who watches it should look down in shame out how little it takes to entertain their sorry asses. the end



amen
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I like Rocoo DeLuca, they've got a great sound, and the music is very well written.

Very soothing.
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24 sis the worst, most overrated, boringist, most AIDs infected show I have seen since the brady bunch, any one who watches it should look down in shame out how little it takes to entertain their sorry asses. the end


Jack Bauer will torcher you with a lamp......... dont you hate it when people dont like things b/c others do.
#15
my friend's last name is Bauer... ZOMG!
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I now officially love this thread.
Jack Bauer kicks even the good guy's arses. Now thats Ownage!

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
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Jack Bauer has a band?

Sweet.

no he owns a record company, heh did anyone see him that time on jonathan ross where he tackled that xmas tree because it was a "fire hazard"
#22
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
#24
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
#25
That guy oozes cool.

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Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Thats not funny. GTFO my thread.
#28
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
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Jack Bauer is the ultimate badass

...but who would win? Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris doesn't deserve mention in this thread.
#30
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important.

[tie]
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If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".


Why is that so true?


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Jack Bauer is the ultimate badass

...but who would win? Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris?


I already explained. Look:

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris


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#33
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the **** have you done with your life?
#34
How about this? Who would you most like to see Jack pysccho interrogate?

mine would be the "edge" from U2
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In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the **** have you done with your life?

made a load of sandwichs
#37
Jack Bauer has a very limited vocabulary:

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Where is the bomb?

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Where is the virus?

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Where is the bomb?

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Why do I have to keep shouting all the time, even though the person is standing right next to me and has no significant hearing diffculties that prevents them from hearing what I am saying at a more reasonable non deafening volume. WHERE IS THE BOMB?
#38
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
#39
Lord V4der. Stop being funny. My spleen is starting to hurt.
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#40
The "Smoothie" was invented when Jack Bauer needed information from a banana.

NEVER!
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