#1
does anyone have any idea's as to how to make some money? i live in the suburbs so walking dogs isnt a good one. i really cant stand small kids so neither is babysitting. like, any legitimate/illegitimate techniques to make some small cash
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futball season and football season.
#2
buttsecks??
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#6
sell your man milk
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


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lol, so i got a boner this one time and i was watching tv, so i decided to hump the little crack between the two cushions of the couch. yeah.


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#8
Quote by Gummy Balls
sell your man milk

wait, is there a way to mail your sperm to a bank?

and do you ahvae to be 18?

becuase if not then im in for that one
futball season and football season.
#9
If you want to learn how to work in retail, you need to find your nearest homosexual biker and ask him if you can look for licorice under his couch.
What would you give...

to know the truth?
#11
i would say you will have to be over 18,

can you play well? you could busk
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


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lol, so i got a boner this one time and i was watching tv, so i decided to hump the little crack between the two cushions of the couch. yeah.


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#13
Quote by MLmaster37
wait, is there a way to mail your sperm to a bank?

and do you ahvae to be 18?

becuase if not then im in for that one


Ya dude, totally! Just beat off into an envelope and put the address and stamp on it, drop it in the mailbox. Then in a couple weeks expect a big fat cheque with your name on it to show up at your door.
#14
Quote by demonic_fishie
If you want to learn how to work in retail, you need to find your nearest homosexual biker and ask him if you can look for licorice under his couch.

And make sure you look for the black licorice...those are the ones he'll want.
#15
Quote by blues_rocker
Whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for fifty bucks.


or ***** yourself out to 50 fat chicks for 1000 bucks
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#16
make resume......apply for job.
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#18
Quote by kyle100
or ***** yourslef out to 50 fat chicks for 100 bucks


Exept mine makes fifty thousand and yours only makes five thousand .

EDIT: Damn, you edited it. Now I look like a fool....
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#20
Prostitution. Sell stuff for more than you paid for it. Create a profitable intrernet website, but that last one might take a while.

If you're leaning towards prostitution but don't want to take it in the ass then become a pimp, all ya got to do is slap *****s, then bam easy money.
Last edited by stratkat at Feb 6, 2007,
#21
Quote by Connor6c
Sell your body for science.


Sell your body to me. You can have it back when I'm done with it
What would you give...

to know the truth?
#23
if theres a local park district referee basketball or umpire baseball games its about 20-40 bucks a game
#25
poker.

basically, everybody gambles.

you can make SO much money. of course, you need to actually be good at the game to consistently win. knowing when to fold, knowing when the odds arent in your favor, etc.
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#26
sell drugs, get a job, steal/sell things(ipods, psp's, money, cell phones), beat kids up for wallet money (make sure they dont know your identity), grab someones purse and run like ****.
(know exactly where your running to)

sell your possessions

rake leaves, shovel snow
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#27
sell stuff on ebay?
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#29
sell drugs. in all seriousness. i live in the suburbs and i noe so many kids that are pot heads and they're always itching for drugs. of course this is all illegal and u didnt hear it from me.
#30
doing surveys online is a great way to earn money.
I get around 100-200 a month from the following sites
you do surveys and complete free offers and make a percent from people you refer.
Although they don;t lose money.

http://www.treasuretrooper.com/130604

http://www.swatcash.com/1500

just email me or pm me with questions..

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congrats, you made me chuckle at your stupidity.

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#32
How 'bout get off your computer and get a job.
Stop taking life so seriously, you're not getting out alive anyway.
#33
Quote by MLmaster37
how would i work at walmart?

No, no, you've got it all wrong.

Steal stuff from wal-mart. That's what i do.

Ha, my friends and i stole a drum set from wal-mart. Then when we found out it was an utter piece of garbage we tried to return it, but my friends parents threw out the box so they wouldn't take it.
#34
Quote by bbsbass
No, no, you've got it all wrong.

Steal stuff from wal-mart. That's what i do.

Ha, my friends and i stole a drum set from wal-mart. Then when we found out it was an utter piece of garbage we tried to return it, but my friends parents threw out the box so they wouldn't take it.


a
hahahaah

"how come when you first walk into Walmart you wanna immediately steal everythingg"

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congrats, you made me chuckle at your stupidity.

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#35
^haha yeah. actually we're gonna go up there this weekend and try to steal a 360 or a PS3 or a wii. my friend thinks he figured out a way to do it
#36
Quote by bbsbass
No, no, you've got it all wrong.

Steal stuff from wal-mart. That's what i do.

Ha, my friends and i stole a drum set from wal-mart. Then when we found out it was an utter piece of garbage we tried to return it, but my friends parents threw out the box so they wouldn't take it.



Dude. Teach me. How the hek did you manage to get a drumset out of there without anybody noticing?
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