Here's Something That is So Totally Fasinating I Thought I'd Show You All

#1
...And its not the fake flaccid penises created by the ingenious creators of every man's (and sometimes woman's) favorite sexy toy: The Fleshlight.
Mr. Limpy


Its the fact that anyone's buying these. Seriously, what in the fuck would ANYONE do with a rubber softie? Well, the company seems to know, here, let's read the description from their site:
"Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I'm under a lot of stress lately..." The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses, but feels just as realistic as the real thing. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses for Mr. Limpy are limitless.
And look guys, they come in all different sizes!:

Kick ass!


If I have a penis (which I just so happen to), couldn't I just play with it whenever I needed to?
"but Daniel," you retort, "Wouldn't that be embarrassing?"
Dude, I'd rather pull out my real dick during a meeting than pull out a fake flaccid penis and have to explain myself saying "Well, this is so I don't have to unzip my pants"

Seriously folks, who buys this shit?


Edit: Anyone notice how the yellow one is the smallest?
Last edited by MastaBassist10 at Feb 6, 2007,
#9
3.5" is extra small?

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#11
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Nah, I talked to primusfan and theguitarist beforehand.


WTF? How can you get away with stuff? I'm probably going to get banned for just saying wtf.
#12
Quote by KGsoloman5000
WTF? How can you get away with stuff? I'm probably going to get banned for just saying wtf.


Because we know what turns them on.
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WTF? How can you get away with stuff? I'm probably going to get banned for just saying wtf.

Cause they favour me. You better go bitch about it in Site Feedback.
#16


thats hilarious.. but my dad walked behind me when i opened this thread, scared the shit out of both of us, well not scared,i was shocked.
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Quote by MastaBassist10
Cause they favour me. You better go bitch about it in Site Feedback.


Oh yeah your a moderator.
#18


And how did you find this out, Dan?
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
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Quote by KGsoloman5000
Oh yeah your a moderator.


no he's not. Mods have pretty coloured names and an aura of pure sex.
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And how did you find this out, Dan?

I'll be honest: I was curious about "the details" of the legendary Fleshlight. I stumbled upon this. That is all.
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Quote by MastaBassist10
Edit: Anyone notice how the yellow one is the smallest?


Well, if the colours imply race then why the fuck is there a blue one?
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#23
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Well, if the colours imply race then why the fuck is there a blue one?



the blue man group, silly
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Quote by Smokey Amp
Well, if the colours imply race then why the fuck is there a blue one?


Smurfs
or
The Blue Man Group

packin' fo sho.

EDIT: Beaten like my cock on a lonley night.
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#25
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Well, if the colours imply race then why the fuck is there a blue one?


Eskimos.
#27
Quote by MastaBassist10
I'll be honest: I was curious about "the details" of the legendary Fleshlight. I stumbled upon this. That is all.


Oh no, you were after soft, flabby, furry peni weren't you?


I want a Fleshlight
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
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Beaten like my cock on a Saturday night.


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I want a Fleshlight

Dude, those things are friggin huge. Seriously, I saw a picture of one on the "demo" (this isn't too good for my image, is it?) and its a lot bigger than I expected.
#29
Oh, I dunno Dan... it's probably just a matter of a perspective...
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#30
I wonder where he got the molds for each one of those.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
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Quote by MastaBassist10
Cause they favour me. You better go bitch about it in Site Feedback.


you wish. by the way, youre from ohio dont put u's where they dont belong.

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WTF? How can you get away with stuff? I'm probably going to get banned for just saying wtf.


nah, youll get banned because you can seem to read rules and decided to make this account.

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my real dick is almost as large as the large one...almost.


no its not.
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