Poll: Who is more kickass?
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View poll results: Who is more kickass?
Chuck Norris
39 46%
Jack Bauer
43 51%
Norris? Bauer? Huh?
3 4%
Voters: 85.
#1
It's time to decide, once and for all, who is more kick-ass...

Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer.
METALLICA.
#6
They both eat shit out of my asshole.
Jebus > all.
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#7
Quote by RHCP93
Jack Bauer

and make a poll


I was. The topic went up before the poll.
METALLICA.
#10
Bauer.

And I forsee a closure.

VS. threads are a no-no.

But who knows?
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#11
Who's Jack Bauer?
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#12
Vanilla Ice

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#15
What a bunch of bull-fuck...
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#16
Quote by fallenangel20
Bauer.

And I forsee a closure.

VS. threads are a no-no.

But who knows?


Where does it say that? i didn't see it in the rules
METALLICA.
#17
in real life chuck would kill kiefer sutherland, but in jack baur terms, chuck would roundhouse kick baur who would then catch his foot in his mouth and rip it off.
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#18
Y no VS.?
besides dicks with "i think prison break is the greatest show...EVER" i think their fine
Norris +1
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#19
Quote by SWENCE_32
Y no VS.?
besides dicks with "i think prison break is the greatest show...EVER" i think their fine
Norris +1


prison break is better than you
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#20
Quote by Prologue
Where does it say that? i didn't see it in the rules



It's just one of those unwritten laws. Usually they get made in abundance during certain times, and if they're touchy subjects or w/e, they cause a lot of detestment go around, and that's never fun.

Lots of flaming, bashing, and even some deaths come out of VS. polls popping up.

This one will most likely live as long as it doesn't get out of line.
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#21
Quote by flyerfan834
Jack Bauer names his cat Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris is a pussy
so Jack bauer




+1
#22
Quote by guns4ever
in real life chuck would kill kiefer sutherland, but in jack baur terms, chuck would roundhouse kick baur who would then catch his foot in his mouth and rip it off.

actually keifer has seen some bar fights in his days
#23
Quote by Markieg3
actually keifer has seen some bar fights in his days

Keifer may have fought people in side of bars, but Chuck Norris has fought the actual structure of the bar..... and won
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#24
Chuck Norris all the way. I mean come on, the man lost his virginity before his dad did.
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#29
Chuck Norris. Just because.
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#30
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What a bunch of bull-fuck...


Dave. Shut the hell up. 24 OWNS.

Also, there are 4 threads about this already...


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