#1
Ever had a friend who told you something so random and so "out there" that you never looked at them the same way.

Like my friend told me about him an his girl doing it when she was on the rag ok.And he said when they finished,it looked like he killed somebody.Now when he told me,it was so Random cause we dint even talk about sex that day befor his comment.Anybody else know someone who blirts stuff?
#2
Me and my friends lived off randomness. If something completely unexpected didn't come out of their mouth then I would be shocked.
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#3
One of my friends told me she's a fallen angel from a kingdom where she's a princess and has a castle and servants. The portal to this world is in Ohio and she'll be allowed to go on the spaceship that'll take her back home when she's done high school because they need a HS diploma. She also said one of her friends was bitten by a vampire and a werewolf at EdgeFest last year.
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One of my friends told me she's a fallen angel from a kingdom where she's a princess and has a castle and servants. The portal to this world is in Ohio and she'll be allowed to go on the spaceship that'll take her back home when she's done high school because they need a HS diploma. She also said one of her friends was bitten by a vampire and a werewolf at EdgeFest last year.

i think you made that up. either that, or your friends a nutjob
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One of my friends told me she's a fallen angel from a kingdom where she's a princess and has a castle and servants. The portal to this world is in Ohio and she'll be allowed to go on the spaceship that'll take her back home when she's done high school because they need a HS diploma. She also said one of her friends was bitten by a vampire and a werewolf at EdgeFest last year.



I have a friend that is a cashew.

Of course I am a Penite, from the magical war kingdom of Guloo. I've come to take your women.... and your cookies too.
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One of my friends told me she's a fallen angel from a kingdom where she's a princess and has a castle and servants. The portal to this world is in Ohio and she'll be allowed to go on the spaceship that'll take her back home when she's done high school because they need a HS diploma. She also said one of her friends was bitten by a vampire and a werewolf at EdgeFest last year.


yea.....
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#8
my friends are what u would call "normal" im the wierd one there, one time i asked one of them if he wanted gargoyle-sex with me and he just stepped away slowly
#9
Mine aren't weird, just kinda annoying after awhile and one is loud as hell. I don't know, I might stop hanging with them next year.
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#13
Well, I just have wierd friends... The singer in my band is always acting stupid. But last week at practice, he left the garage to talk to him mom about something, and Cory (our other guitarist) whispered to me "Is he stoned?". Now, Cory has known Gabe (the singer) for a while, and I was actually surprised he asked me that because.. well, if you know Gabe for more than a week, you know he's got a few screws loose.

EDIT: In retrospect, it wasn't really that random. It was a very valid question, but alas, Gabe was not stoned (he isn't a "drug" person, he makes fun of druggies).

And yes, I still look at Cory the same. Mostly in awe, because he's a way better guitarist than me.
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
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#14
Lol, once one of my friends said to me...

"you know what, smoking is like fingering your ass, you have to try it at least once"

...It was a disturbing moment for everyone but him, he seemed to find it absoloutly fine to compare shocing fingers in your ass to smoking...

it doesn't get much more random than that
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Ever had a friend who told you something so random and so "out there" that you never looked at them the same way.

Like my friend told me about him an his girl doing it when she was on the rag ok.And he said when they finished,it looked like he killed somebody.Now when he told me,it was so Random cause we dint even talk about sex that day befor his comment.Anybody else know someone who blirts stuff?


I got one that beats that.
When me and my ex were done (it was that time of month, and she was on top), she gets off and hovers over me, with her hand soaking up the blood.
So, she looks all shifty eyed, and slaps me, leaving a period-blood handprint.
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Lol, once one of my friends said to me...

"you know what, smoking is like fingering your ass, you have to try it at least once"

...It was a disturbing moment for everyone but him, he seemed to find it absoloutly fine to compare shocing fingers in your ass to smoking...

it doesn't get much more random than that



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I got one that beats that.
When me and my ex were done (it was that time of month, and she was on top), she gets off and hovers over me, with her hand soaking up the blood.
So, she looks all shifty eyed, and slaps me, leaving a period-blood handprint.

yikes. that sucks
#18
See, I'm that person in that group. Nothing like referencing to the fetus you made with one of your friends than ate during violent oral sex to make them give you funny looks.
#19
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I got one that beats that.
When me and my ex were done (it was that time of month, and she was on top), she gets off and hovers over me, with her hand soaking up the blood.
So, she looks all shifty eyed, and slaps me, leaving a period-blood handprint.



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#20
One day, I was in my cave bunker watching the pillows argue when I heard a noise outside the airlock door. So I put on my Bruce Willis slippers, grabbed an F10 key, loaded the blender and tiptoed outside. I was amazed to find Vitamin D and Safeway coupons in the middle of an epic ping pong match. I could only stare as Cuban hyenas and Blink 182 albums circled the table, snapping at the ping pong ball as Vitamin D and the coupons dove left and right to paddle that ball. Just as the Bush Administration Stegosaurus was about to call a foul I opened fire with the blender. Luckily August 14th was there to back me up, even though the F10 key jammed. After mowing down all of the hyenas, coupons and dinosaurs in sight, I proceeded to do the electric slide all the way back inside while fantasizing about playing rock paper scissors with Johnny Cash and milk.
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#21
Once my friend randomly said "have you guys ever thought of doing your mum?..................coz I havent...." it was so dirty
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#22
well, my friend did too much acid one time and she told me if i let go of her hand she wouldnt exist and all this other wack shit. then she totally freaked and i had to call an ambulance cuz i thought she was going to have a heart attack

they sedated her after she punched the doctor in the face. it was insane, she went totally mental.

changed my life.
#23
What do you define as "normal"?....dude, we're all weird in somebody else's eyes...that's what's so cool about it. I'm a freaking weirdo....I sing when I walk down the street....
#25
I AM a weird friend. A friend of mine said 'Aidy, if you get cancer, can I eat it?' to me on Saturday and I gave her the most appreciative golf clap ever. Me? Outrandomed? Never!
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Ever had a friend who told you something so random and so "out there" that you never looked at them the same way.

Like my friend told me about him an his girl doing it when she was on the rag ok.And he said when they finished,it looked like he killed somebody.Now when he told me,it was so Random cause we dint even talk about sex that day befor his comment.Anybody else know someone who blirts stuff?


Damn. Thats fucking disgusting.
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#27
what a random thread....
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#28
I know a girl who hates the world so much that she cant watch the news because it makes her feel sick. I was like...Dude!
#30
Today I mentioned my balls to a table full of my friends who are soccer players, and some girls who are field hockey plays...

I didn't think anyone was listening.
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#31
One of my friends calls me occasionally to tell me that he just pooped.
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#32
There was a rumor going around my school about my friend jizzing in socks... we knew it was true too because he went from saying "I didn't do it!" to "I only did it once!" which means he's probably doing it again for the 4th time today as i type...
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#33
my friend and i are look like total nutjobs when were hanging out; saying stupid stuff and being random but one day we were playing ps2 and outta nowhere hes like u know... if i were gay... i would do you... i went home like 10 minutes later
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#34
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One day, I was in my cave bunker watching the pillows argue when I heard a noise outside the airlock door. So I put on my Bruce Willis slippers, grabbed an F10 key, loaded the blender and tiptoed outside. I was amazed to find Vitamin D and Safeway coupons in the middle of an epic ping pong match. I could only stare as Cuban hyenas and Blink 182 albums circled the table, snapping at the ping pong ball as Vitamin D and the coupons dove left and right to paddle that ball. Just as the Bush Administration Stegosaurus was about to call a foul I opened fire with the blender. Luckily August 14th was there to back me up, even though the F10 key jammed. After mowing down all of the hyenas, coupons and dinosaurs in sight, I proceeded to do the electric slide all the way back inside while fantasizing about playing rock paper scissors with Johnny Cash and milk.



i call madlib

and to remain on, one time my friend chugged a gallon of milk just to prove he could do it.
#35
I'm the weird one. I walk up to people i dont know, usually this fat kid that plays tuba in the band and say "HI FIVE!!" and then i skip off screaming "YEAH! GO TEAM!" I also walk up to people and ask them stupid questions, like one time after the pep rally at our school i walked around to people i didnt know saying "Can i pet your wolverine?". I also give my last years English teacher hi-fives and call him "Midda Croe" (His name's Mr. Cross) And we also call him Craw-Daddy, or Captain Ron. I once called him a pimp to his face. No Lie.
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#36
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i call madlib

and to remain on, one time my friend chugged a gallon of milk just to prove he could do it.


No madlib. I got creative.
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#37
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I got one that beats that.
When me and my ex were done (it was that time of month, and she was on top), she gets off and hovers over me, with her hand soaking up the blood.
So, she looks all shifty eyed, and slaps me, leaving a period-blood handprint.

Crap now I have a boner
#38
haha one time i slpet over at a buddies house and he claimed that in the middle of the night he dropped a pube in my open mouth. i thought it was pure bs but low and behold at about 2pm the next day i pulled what appeared to be a pube out from under my tongue.... ya
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#39
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I got one that beats that.
When me and my ex were done (it was that time of month, and she was on top), she gets off and hovers over me, with her hand soaking up the blood.
So, she looks all shifty eyed, and slaps me, leaving a period-blood handprint.


Anyone else get slightly aroused by that?
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#40
one of my friends said out of no where to me, "I'm from Puerto Rico but you can call me george!" .....just think about that.....

then another one of my friends stands out in the middle of the lunch line and as a person (that he doesn't know) walks by he usually says, "dude, i dont own a watch..." or "hey man, you're a good kid" ....sadly everyone hates him of his excessive craziness and loudness
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