#1
so my parents think im sick i really don't wanna go to school tomorrow soo any ideas on what to eat that will make me throw up?
#2
Mustard + Water = Mustard Water

Works every time
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#3
Dude, just go to school. It's better for you than faking sick and throwing up on purpose, plus you get to learn!
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finger + down the throat = throw up.
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What's with the dancing corn on the cob?

You and Bobbert have the same damn thing.
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#10
some of the above stuff works

finger down the throat.
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What's with the dancing corn on the cob?

You and Bobbert have the same damn thing.

I and Bobbert and (-:. I just put it there as a little in-joke to how annoying Bobbert was.
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i always almost throw up from brushing my tounge.... try that, idk if it will work for you. hope that helps.
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I and Bobbert and (-:. I just put it there as a little in-joke to how annoying Bobbert was.

I find the corn annoying, now.
#16
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I find the corn annoying, now.

me too. im glad he was banned
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#17
Drink some soda, and then eat a mentos. It won't make your stomach explode, but you will throw up.
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me too. im glad he was banned

He was banned? Why?


I've been in Toronto for the past few days.
#19
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I and Bobbert and (-:. I just put it there as a little in-joke to how annoying Bobbert was.



Bobbert was weird.

That corn thing is... well... weird.

Yet strangely like-able
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#21
"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."
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#22
Quote by Dimebag22
finger + down the throat = throw up.


If you chew on a pencil and then stick the pencil down your throat, what happens is that it goes further in, plus you get wood bits in your sick, so you appear to be more ill.
#23
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He was banned? Why?


I've been in Toronto for the past few days.

he was banned for being a fucking ass hole thats what. he was annoying and he spammed like a bastard.
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#24
syrup of ipicac?

could be found in a first aid kit if you happen to have one lying around.

but id probably do the bananna sprite thing, just for kicks.
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Eat 2 bananas then chug some sprite. Projectile vomiting ensues.


I will also attest to that.
Bannanas and root beer also works.
Also, undercooked tomato soup made me throw up once.
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#29
put a hair in your food then start eating u food till its halfway down ur throat. u will be like coughing and crap trying to get it out. and sticking ur fingers down ur throat etc causing u to vomit (if the hair dont make u vomit in the first place)
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"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."


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Just do what I always seemed to do-- catch pneumonia. It'll make you nautious, vomit, cough up a lung, AND get you out of school for 2-3 months if you're lucky(long story I know nobody wants to hear-- I used to catch pneumonia and bronchitus a lot from extremely bad asthma and heart problems.).

Just suck it up and go to school, you pansy(I was being a smartass with that, so relax. I come in peace). You'll thank yourself for it later though.
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#31
Stick your fingers down your throat as far as it goes.

Btw. Just go to ****ing school.
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so my parents think im sick i really don't wanna go to school tomorrow soo any ideas on what to eat that will make me throw up?


Have you tried downing half a litre or so of Pepsi and Coke. Quickly followed by some Mento's?
That usually results in highly pressurised projectile vomiting... And ruptured stomach.
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stop being pathetic and go to school
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