#1
He's always showing up home with different chicks after he goes out clubbing or whatever he does, but this one wasnt a chick. I dont think he's ever gonna live it down
#4
Haha, that sucks! I feel sorry for your brother, but maybe he learned a lesson (or something)
#9
Quote by blockyourears
Were you there, ****ass?


I think he WAS there... and that could only mean one thing...
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so when they turn their back on you, you get a chance to put the knife in.
#11
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Haven't u made 2 threads of EXTREMELY unbelievable events?


Look the tenacious D one up on the net choad boy, its true.
#12


Did the tranny look like this by any chance?
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#14
Just as likely as it would be to happen to anyone else. But i dont need you to believe me anyway so im wasting my time
#15
sorry dude - but the only thing passing through my mind right now is:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA hahahahahaha
How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 9 other guys. But worst of all: the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up...
#16
Quote by willtheworld
Pics or it didn't happen.

Wtf is wrong with you? You want him to post pics of a tranny?
#17
^ wtf is wrong with you? you dont want him to post a pic!!!???


crap...i made my self feel sick
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#18
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#19
blockyourears youve got no friends
blockyourears heres where the story ends
blockyourears you talk s4ite
blockyourears you made love to your uncle lasst niiight!!!!
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#20
Quote by blockyourears
He's always showing up home with different chicks after he goes out clubbing or whatever he does, but this one wasnt a chick. I dont think he's ever gonna live it down


Especially not now it's all over the Internet.
Now that is Ownage.

But seriously, if he just uses girls like that then he deserved it.
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#22
Quote by Demonbreed


But seriously, if he just uses girls like that then he deserved it.


i'm pretty sure girls don't expect a meal and roses after hooking up with a guy in a club, girls can **** around too!
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#23
Please Mr Dixon, he looks much sexier here:



Your brother was a lucky man.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#24
He should have seen it was a guy i mean c'mon LUMP IN CROTCH (What is that lump in her hotpants I wondered quietly to myself? Oh well must be nothing. Can't wait to get them off!)
Or even "Dixon my parents might still be up so just mabey tuck your weiner in."
I mean honestly.
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#25
jack and jill went up the hill
so jack could lick jill's fanny
jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
because jill was a pre-op tranny

so why'd he tell you about it anyway? wouldn't ya keep something like that to yourself? or did you hear him screaming?
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#26
This thread is like putting your penis in a blender: IT WONT GROW BACK!!
#27
jack and jill went up the hill
so jack could lick jill's fanny
jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
because jill was a pre-op tranny


Just wanted to thank you for that divid3d. Thankyou!
#28
Sitting at the dinner table with him will never be the same anymore...
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#29
Quote by Soul Power
Sitting at the dinner table with him will never be the same anymore...


I agree, smile like a madman everytime he's near you till the day you die.

And remember to tell all your relatives and his friends!
#30
Reingefallen - Transvestiiiiiiit Mädchen mit Gliiiiiiied

Okay I'll stop now