#1
My mom suprpised drug tested me and she found Opium inside my system. and i know that is can show up from poppy seeds, but she doesnt believe me. so im gonna get tested tommorow(piss ttest)

any suggestions to completly clear my system?!!

I really need your help guys!!
#4
First buttsecks and now opium? What will it be next?
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#7
lol

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#8
Get a drug free mate to piss in a Bag or summat and pour that into the piss test tube thingy.
#10
Uh... is it common for moms to drugtest their sons where you live?
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#12
Water.

Spit at your mom when you gives you the piss bag,
That'd be easier.
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#15
take a carton of apple juice with you, say you want some privacy when peeing in the bottle and pour that in?
OR use a sample of your freinsd piss instead of apple juice.
#16
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Uh... is it common for moms to drugtest their sons where you live?


+1.

No offence, but you deserve what you get and your mum is a complete wacko for drug testing her own son.
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#17
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Just ****en help me out!!

yes, there is ****en opium in my system!


after this post, i've come to the conclusion that you're a spammer,

*reported*

i know i'm going to get a warning cause i posted before, but you're really annoying, and you're threads get really big
#19
Quote by Syd Barret..
Just ****en help me out!!

yes, there is ****en opium in my system!




He's getting pissed again! *forsees total ownage..... again*
#20
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after this post, i've come to the conclusion that you're a spammer,

*reported*

i know i'm going to get a warning cause i posted before, but you're really annoying, and you're threads get really big



LOL!!!! What a ****en dumbass!!

Wow, your a total fag
#21
Quote by Syd Barret..
LOL!!!! What a ****en dumbass!!

Wow, your a total fag


*Reported*

That, my son, is both spam and harassment.
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#22
I tested positive for benzodiazepines because of my allergy medicine, luckily my father worked in the pharmaceutical industry for a period of time and understood that certain chemicals similar to illicit drugs can cause false positives.

Do some research into the reliability of drug tests and things that can cause false positives for opiates and bring it to them, certain foods and many common over the counter medicines will do this.
#24
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*Reported*

That, my son, is both spam and harassment.



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#26
i dont know about you guys, but his history makes me quite shady to his threads. I DONT TRUST YOU, SYD BARRET! YOU LIES.
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#27
Quote by cagnius
+1.

No offence, but you deserve what you get and your mum is a complete wacko for drug testing her own son.



I doubt she just said

'Hey son i'm going to drug test you!'' In the middle of making a salad or whatever the hell she does.

I imagine theres a reason and a story leading up to why she drug tested him, and doing a test is her way of confirming what she thinks.

edit: and looking at how retarded he is from the posts above, she has a right to be concerned.
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#28
Maybe you shold stop shooting smack and start licking toads.

EDIT: Or you could smoke alot of pot to balance out your system. You better drink alot of alcohol too.
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#29
I think you best bet would be to drain your blood and start over new.

or you could...you know.... stop doing that kind of stuff?

...just a thought.
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#30
just say no... then like take it when it isn't?

or maybe stop being a turd
#31
This thread proves that drugs kill brain cells.
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#34
why dont you suprise test her back? you never know....
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#35
No offence, but you deserve what you get and your mum is a complete wacko for drug testing her own son.


I mean..... WTF!?!
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#36
You should stop being retarded, and shit in the cup they give you to pee in.
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