#1
who would win....you better say chuck

this isnt for hatas
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#2
They're both gay.
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#4
**** scar....chuck norris isnt gay....you deserve to be dixck slapped
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#6
JACK ****ING BAUER

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.

...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."

there are a bunch more but i didnt feel like posting them
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#7
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They're both gay.



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Light is faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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#9
Jack Bauer. Because:
1) Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.
2) Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
3) The "Smoothie" was invented when Jack Bauer needed information from a banana.
4) Chuck Norris sucks.
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When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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#10
bauer, at least he doesn't have a lisp like norris does
I'm so sorry, excuse me for living,
I didn't know, didn't know your a psycho!
-Carolines Spine "Psycho"
#12
This was done just yesterday...****ing shrunken fish penis-headed moron.

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#13
Chuck Norris made a time machine and went back in time to stop the Kennedy assasination. He stopped the bullet with his beard and Kennedy's head exploded with amazement. You tell ME who's better.
"This is The End, beautiful friend, The End"
#14
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Chuck Norris made a time machine and went back in time to stop the Kennedy assasination. He stopped the bullet with his beard and Kennedy's head exploded with amazement. You tell ME who's better.

Definitely Jack. Norris won't explain the true theory, and that makes him a bitch.
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#15
Jack Bauer is a fictional character, Chuck Norris is a washed up, terrible actor who was on an awful television show and is a pop-icon for stupid 13 year olds.

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#16
After receiving repeated roundhouse kicks to the head from Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer was heard to ask, "Can you go a bit lower? I was crammed in an air conditioning duct between 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 a.m. and my back is killing me."
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Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.