#1
ok week i quit my soccer team. there are quite a few reasons why, here are the main ones. Btw im a freshman in high school.

1. we just recently got a new soccer coach last year, he is a bald bodybuilder military guy who thinks hes above everybody else and literally runs every practice like a bootcamp. Last year out of the 32 games the soccer team had they won 3 of them, he never went over plays at practice, all he does is make us work out and run which does help our endurance but does nothing for our team status.
2. It is very likely he is a flaming queer, he wears toe rings, he has a hint of that gay lisp that a lot of gay guys have. Im positive he is gay because Last year some of the varsity football players (hes also their coach) found his myspace and added him. They found in his pictures him with his shirt off lying on top of a car with his pointer finger up to his mouth and the caption "i have a dirty little secret". Then to top it off he made the football players do diamond pushups in the SHOWERS as a punishement for something


basically hes a bad coach and i suspect that he may try to rape some kid or something. So i quit and now im just gonna end up joining a city league or something. But do you guys think i did the right thing?
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#4
i think the only way to find out is to display yourself nude and ask for......


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#5
I would quit the team. Nothings worse then a Gay/Military Coach
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#6
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... What're "Diamond Pushups"?


You don't want to know..

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#7
Yep, sounds like you're saving yourself from having to deal with what could be the threshold of creepy with this freak. Good call.
#8
well you said he USED to be in the military and you think hes gay, so do the math, all i have to say if i dont ask you dont tell...
#9
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Last year some of the varsity football players (hes also their coach) found his myspace and added him. They found in his pictures him with his shirt off lying on top of a car with his pointer finger up to his mouth and the caption "i have a dirty little secret". Then to top it off he made the football players do diamond pushups in the SHOWERS as a punishement for something


Pics?
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duarte, you're a jerk.


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Hmm...a fugly, bimbo, blonde, rich, boring, mooching, waste of blood and organs, d*ck munching, talentless, sponging c*nt in prison?

One down...
#10
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#11
You'r so wrong. First, you'r a sissy. If a guy can't take laps/pushups/crazy exersize, then you have a problem. Second, you're a homophobe. So what if he's gay? Not all gay guys rape. Does yoru female teachers have sex with the boys?
#12
WTF does being bald have to do with anything. But seriously, I had a basketball coach in H.S. that totally sucked. We just ran and did endurance drills but he taught us nothing about basketball, probably because he was one of the varsity football coaches and never played basketball in his life. In my first two years I think we won 6 games max. So I quit, losing ****ing sucks and when the coach just makes it worse theres really no point - I was happier playing at city courts and actually became a better player. Add the suspicion of this guy being an undercover fag - forget about it. Toe rings???? Jesus
#13
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Pics?



is that a serious question?
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#14
diamond push ups are when you put your hands together to make something like this <> then just do it like a normal push up....works the triceps....yeah my soccer coach doesnt like me...thats why i just play football now
#15
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You don't want to know..

*shudders*


someone obviously doesnt work out much lol anyway a diamond pushup is when you put your hands togeter thumbs and index fingers touching so it looks like a diamond and you do pushups, works your triceps a lot harder...anyway its good you quit...thas pretty gross....dirty little secret lol
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is that a serious question?


The question is... is your question about my question a serious question?
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duarte, you're a jerk.


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Hmm...a fugly, bimbo, blonde, rich, boring, mooching, waste of blood and organs, d*ck munching, talentless, sponging c*nt in prison?

One down...
#17
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someone obviously doesnt work out much lol anyway a diamond pushup is when you put your hands togeter thumbs and index fingers touching so it looks like a diamond and you do pushups, works your triceps a lot harder...anyway its good you quit...thas pretty gross....dirty little secret lol


Someone obviously doesn't know how to detect sarcasm much.

(even though it's the Internet, its pretty obvious..)
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#18
what?!??!?!?! a football coach coaching soccer???!!!!!111111

oh yea. . no, u made the wrong choice.. ur a big ass pussy.. i got a british coach that makes us run and workout a bunch.. and to be honest that rly does help alot
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#19
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Someone obviously doesn't know how to detect sarcasm much.

(even though it's the Internet, its pretty obvious..)


thats why there was a lol ...i was using sarcasm as well
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#20
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Someone obviously doesn't know how to detect sarcasm much.

(even though it's the Internet, its pretty obvious..)

... Why wouldn't you tell me?
#21
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what?!??!?!?! a football coach coaching soccer???!!!!!111111


Your point?
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#22
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thats why there was a lol ...i was using sarcasm as well


...Damn you.

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... Why wouldn't you tell me?


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#23
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Your point?


Probably because soccer in the backwards countries is football, and that statement to people from those backwards countries is kinda a paradox... wrapped in an enigma.
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duarte, you're a jerk.


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Hmm...a fugly, bimbo, blonde, rich, boring, mooching, waste of blood and organs, d*ck munching, talentless, sponging c*nt in prison?

One down...
#24
i have to agree with ggmldas... a football coach coaching soccer is... blasphamy
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#25
hey technicolor what is ur avatar is it DK?
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hey technicolor what is ur avatar is it DK?


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#27
sarcasm again... you are a worthy adversary
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