#1
What's with the soft-core porn on the advertisements. They're actually pretty funny, seeing how it's an instant ban if we linked anything like that.
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#4
I think they are mostly "meet singles" sites and those are just pics to to make you horney and join
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#5
this site is a profit making organization, there fore zap probably could not care less, as long as he can practickly live off this site.

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#6
this is the 1297238276th thread on the topic of soft-porno adds on UG!
Get over it.. those adds are goin nowhere!! You just need to close ur eyes or get used to em!
#7
Yeah I know, I was just observing. It caught my attention in the metal forum when I saw two girls making out right next to two other bare assed naked girls. I lol'd and wanted to take it to the pit.
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#8
i was just thinking about that, like seriously these girls arent practically even wearing any thing on their ass. One girl was wearing a g-string that was being pulled off her ass by her high heal (it showing her entire ass, but if some one posed that they would get banned)
#9
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this is the 1297238276th thread on the topic of soft-porno adds on UG!
Get over it.. those adds are goin nowhere!! You just need to close ur eyes or get used to em!



Prove it.

I wasn't saying anything bad about it man, I was just sayin it was funny, and you don't have to act like we've never seen boobies before, man.
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#10
Dude I had my volume at like full blast and rolled over one of the ads and it started playing like porn music, my mom is totally suspicious of me right now.
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#12
I hate when I'm listening to music, and my mouse goes over the "Hahahaha.... Oh, behave!" free emoticons one. I get so, so pissed at that...
#15
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When will people ever learn? Firefox Adblock.


Where's the adblock in firefox?? i never found one...
#16
I hate the Britney Spears one. No thanks, I dont want to see her drop her baby or have a wardrobe "malfunction."
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#17
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Where's the adblock in firefox?? i never found one...
I'm guessing it's an Add-on.
#18
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#19
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I hate when I'm listening to music, and my mouse goes over the "Hahahaha.... Oh, behave!" free emoticons one. I get so, so pissed at that...


+1 god that is annoying
#20
Supply and demand. UG is composed mostly of pubertous teenagers. Pubertous teenagers(mostly males) like to see girls naked and maybe, just maybe, have a sexual encounter in real life. Supply, UG supplies the space for the banners to appear. Demand, the UG populous clicks on the ads that in turn pay UG. If you honestly do not longer wish to see them there, simple enough, don't click. A company like match can afford to buy ads anywhere on the net, but i doubt they are going to waste money on places where the target audience doesn't respond to their add, i.e. a Christian website.

Oh, and btw, UG is kind enough to offer it's services for free. No ads would mean you would have to pay some sort of membership fee, unless of course the people that maintain UG are rich and get a kick out of the site.

/rant.
Last edited by elpunk at Feb 7, 2007,
#21
Before I had Firefox Adblock, I always came by the ad with the smilies saying "Ohh behave!" It was quite hilarious for a while until I kept having to scroll up And when my parents found porn in my internet history, they got suspicious when they heard that come out of my speakers on full blast.

And there was always a plugin thing where it seemed like I had to download something, which was quite annoying.

Alas, I got Firefox Adblock and set my settings so that my history is deleted every time I log off
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