#1
Cuando yo tenía el sexo con mi novia puse mi pene en extremo en vez de su vagina. Conseguí la sangre y la popa en mi weiner. El problema es ella todavía sangra de su extremo. ¿además del docter qué podemos hacer?
#2
really??

thats pretty weird

go see a doctor man
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#3
Blood always=

And how do you type accent marks without using some cheap translator?

EDIT: Why would you both go to the doctor's office, or "el consultorio" for you? If its her problem probably just her and a professional should deal with it.
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#7
Go to the doctor, if it doesn't stop... there's not much else you can do. that can happen on rare occasions. bad luck, man.
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#11
Pardon my horrible translating skills, I hope you will get the gist of what he is saying.

When I had sex with my girlfriend, I put my penis in the end of her vagina. I had blood sperm on my weiner. The problem is, she had lots of blood in her vagina. Do I ask the doctor what we should do?

Hey, I need practice.
#12
the problem is not that she has lots, but that it's still bleeding, and he wants to know what to do besides the doctor.

otherwise, that's pretty much it.
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#13
is she on her period?
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Cuando yo tenía el sexo con mi novia puse mi pene en extremo en vez de su vagina. Conseguí la sangre y la popa en mi weiner. El problema es ella todavía sangra de su extremo. ¿además del docter qué podemos hacer?


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#15
Exact Translation via internet.

When I had sex with my fiancèe I put my penis in end instead of its vagina. I obtained to the blood and the stern in my weiner. The problem is she still bleeds of its end. in addition to docter what we can do?
#16
Lol.

Go to the doctor.
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#17
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oooohh, i misread it. he's talking about buttsecks
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oooohh, i misread it. he's talking about buttsecks

ya ya. by end i think he means Butt
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omg buttsecks is relevant in 2 languages now
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#26
Gracias cada uno. El Buttsecks es lo que hicimos pienso. yo dont quieren ir al doctor porque su hermano me matará y cortará mi pene.
#27
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Gracias cada uno. El Buttsecks es lo que hicimos pienso. yo dont quieren ir al doctor porque su hermano me matará y cortará mi pene.

cut your penis... good luck with this all
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U fuckin raceist mother ****er i hope u get banned. Wow he speaks a diffrent language. One that you cant speak i might add. Him>You
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U fuckin raceist mother ****er i hope u get banned. Wow he speaks a diffrent language. One that you cant speak i might add. Him>You

i already told him off and he got banned
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#30
"Doctor, Doctor, Give Me Some News. I Gotta, Bad Case Of Bleedin' Wazoo".....

sorry

Yah, I'd just seeking some medical help on that, if you're a little embarassed there are a lot of websites that deal with medical problems such as this. Definetely would suggest going to a doctor though.
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#31
Joder................te jodiste tio. Jajajajaja.

Si ella es virgen , es normal para ella a botar sangre. Pero sola mente si era virgen.........


Ademas, no era "Buttsecks" si?
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#33
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Pardon my horrible translating skills, I hope you will get the gist of what he is saying.

When I had sex with my girlfriend, I put my penis in the end of her vagina. I had blood sperm on my weiner. The problem is, she had lots of blood in her vagina. Do I ask the doctor what we should do?

Hey, I need practice.