#1
Don't you just hate it when you go to get money out of an ATM machine and it doesn't work... I know this isn't a topic you can talk much about but I wanted to express my anger.

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#2
Yeah damn those tehnologically brilliant pieces of machinery that save us loads of time every day. Damn them because they stuff up once every now and then and make us walk an extra few steps to the closest bank or the next machine.
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Yeah damn those tehnologically brilliant pieces of machinery that save us loads of time every day. Damn them because they stuff up once every now and then and make us walk an extra few steps to the closest bank or the next machine.

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Yeah damn those tehnologically brilliant pieces of machinery that save us loads of time every day. Damn them because they stuff up once every now and then and make us walk an extra few steps to the closest bank or the next machine.


At which point you realise said cash machine is the only one set in the wall outside you're local shop, and the nearest other machine is 20 minutes away (nearest bank not worth contemplating - since when were they ever open when you need them anyway?) and its freezing cold and the pub shuts in an hour and the round trip will take 40 minutes which leaves minimal drinking time which sucks. Apart from that they're not much hassle at all really, put card in, enter number, fill wallet, pub, empty wallet, repeat.
#5
Some of them are in really stupid places.

And the only reason they go out of service is because of all the chavs who smash them up and all the criminals who come over here and bug them.
#6
Its worse when you have your earphones in, collect your card, but the solo thats playing is so good you forget to take the money..... never happened to me! :$
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Its worse when you have your earphones in, collect your card, but the solo thats playing is so good you forget to take the money..... never happened to me! :$


After about 5 seconds or so, the money goes back into the machine, to stop theft...

I havent had any problems with ATM's. Only when they swallow a prefect good, brand new card and it takes 7-14 days to get a new one, do i get pissed off.
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You really shouldn't do that, how would like to touch a jizz covered keyboard?


Sorry. Did I miss something there?
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Sorry. Did I miss something there?


He was making a clever joke by implying that the thread was, in fact, about having carnal relations with an ATM machine.

The thing I hate about cash machines is that I've only found one, anywhere, that dishes out five pound notes. I'm too poor (tight) to be getting out ten pounds minimum everytime I want money
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Yeah damn those tehnologically brilliant pieces of machinery that save us loads of time every day. Damn them because they stuff up once every now and then and make us walk an extra few steps to the closest bank or the next machine.


YES! DAMN THEM FOR MAKING US BURN EXTRA FAT & CALORIES WHEN THEY DON'T WORK! I hate them all.
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#12
Automated Teller Machine Machine? Kind of redundant, don't you think?
#13
I think it's hilarious when people get pissed when that the one at work breaks. It wasn't even there last year, and now you place so much trust and reliance in a machine noone has control over? Get a life, assholes.
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#14
I'll tell you what pisses me off more than ATMs...... banks.

Few years ago I moved house and called up HSBC to tell them as much, got thru to an indian call centre with really fuzzy signal and spent about 30mins telling them my new address.

Surpise suprise, 2 months later my card gets eaten by an atm because nobody bothered changing my address on the system and the new residents of my old house sent a bank statement back.

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#15
Most of the time they work, I have no problems so far.
It is a little irritating then they run out of £10 notes though and the fact they don't dispense £5 notes....

Edit:\/ Ah ok, Ill try that. The one in my uni charges you (fucking assholes)- thats the other thing I don't like, that some of them charge you.
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#16
^ A few machines at banks near our universities dispense fivers. Try going near student places.
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