#1
Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich?
It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing.
Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

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#2
That is the biggest load of bollocks Ive ever seen on here. And Ive seen quite a bit...
Has it ever occured to you that in this "Eternal Happiness" you could have as many Ham sandwiches as you could possibly want?
No, I didnt think so.
Plus you're a disgrace. Satch Boogie and Greenday do not go together. You Penisface.
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#3
what if a ham sandwich gave you eternal happiness

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shut the f.uck up
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what if a ham sandwich gave you eternal happiness

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shut the f.uck up


No.
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#5
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That is the biggest load of bollocks Ive ever seen on here. And Ive seen quite a bit...
Has it ever occured to you that in this "Eternal Happiness" you could have as many Ham sandwiches as you could possibly want?
No, I didnt think so.
Plus you're a disgrace. Satch Boogie and Greenday do not go together. You Penisface.


Well im sorry i don't have such a narrow minded view on music as you do.
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#6
Eternal Happiness, because within that eternal happiness would be ham sandwiches.
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#7
i actually am not a big fan of ham, i would rather eat a turkey sandwich, or chicken sandwich..

but i do agree with demonbreed in that eternal happiness would be having as many ham sandwiches, (or tukey or chicken) as u want....just imagine...a never ending supply of sandwiches....
#9
Quote by Demonbreed
That is the biggest load of bollocks Ive ever seen on here. And Ive seen quite a bit...
Has it ever occured to you that in this "Eternal Happiness" you could have as many Ham sandwiches as you could possibly want?
No, I didnt think so.
Plus you're a disgrace. Satch Boogie and Greenday do not go together. You Penisface.


So critical. I thot it was quite an interesting train of thought.
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#12
If nothing is better than everything and having everything is certainly better than nothing, whats better? Moreover, what if having everything is better than having nothing, but nothing is better than having a fair amount, would you rather have everything or would you rather have a fair amount, or nothing?

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#13
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Plus you're a disgrace. Satch Boogie and Greenday do not go together. You Penisface.


i think i may need to sig that.
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