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UGers, express yourselves freely in three lines of five- then seven- then five- syllable verse here in the UG Haiku Thread. I'll start:

I sit here in bed
Right next to my cat Luther
Posting on UG
Death to Ovation haters!
I love to write stuff
It's awesome to do all night
Jeez, I have no life.
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you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
crappy, pointless thread,
so then why do i still post?
cant escape haiku

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Shut up. Actually, higher mods...can we ban him for being a cunt?
I love my guitar,
Even though I can't play well.
It's still my baby.
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bubbaearl...Man that is...THE SICKEST NAME EVER!!!

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bubbaearl... apparently it's the sickest name ever

Are you over 30?
Probably not, but if you are, click HERE.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
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"Your Mum"

Your mum is so fat
She is rather rich in mass
Gravity Loves Her

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Give 10 UGers a rope and ask them to pull. 4 will push, 1 will ask for buttsecks, 2 will tell you get an Ibanez and the last 3 will start complaining about Line6 Spiders.

post here on Ug
waiting for someone to scream
buttsecks one more time
Teenage guitar n00bs
Saying Page isn't that good
Amuse me so much
Death to Ovation haters!
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
<Han> I love Hitler
I have chocolate
Buttons, from my mumykins
they are real tasty
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
Hey, GiantRaven
You are wrong but very close
One syllable short
Death to Ovation haters!
It's the middle line
Haiku go five, seven, five
Your middle has six
Death to Ovation haters!
I Love Teh Buttsecks
Especially with your mum
I Love UG More

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Bewbs bewbs bewbs bewbs bewbs,
Booby booby booby bewbs.
Bewbs bewbs bewbs bewbs bewbs!
this would be the first
haiku i've ever written
it probably sucks.
from daylight...
...into darkness
Five syllables here
Then seven syllables here
And then five again

That is a haiku
An ancient Japanese form
Of poetic verse
Death to Ovation haters!
Part 2 of the Buttsecks trilogy:

Last night, with your mum
I refrained from teh Buttsecks
And Wrote a Haiku

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Quote by Evil_Magician
Oh ,now i get it.
I did not know that you
should count syllables lol.

My Friend Evil_Magician
That is not Haiku

(Meant to have 5, 7, 5. You did 5,6,5)

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Now Silly Slinov
Are you stealing my Market?
Sit in corner now

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You make me angry
Sit in corner quickly now
Or you get cockslap

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One two three four five
One two three four five six se-
-ven one two three four
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^ wut he said

No Holding Back Now
*Super Fireball Attack* Boom!
You Be Dead Now Foo'

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