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#1
UGers, express yourselves freely in three lines of five- then seven- then five- syllable verse here in the UG Haiku Thread. I'll start:

I sit here in bed
Right next to my cat Luther
Posting on UG
Death to Ovation haters!
#3
I love to write stuff
It's awesome to do all night
Jeez, I have no life.
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you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
#4
crappy, pointless thread,
so then why do i still post?
cant escape haiku
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Shut up. Actually, higher mods...can we ban him for being a cunt?
#5
I love my guitar,
Even though I can't play well.
It's still my baby.
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bubbaearl...Man that is...THE SICKEST NAME EVER!!!

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bubbaearl... apparently it's the sickest name ever

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#6
Sig.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#7
Quote by sashki
"Your Mum"

Your mum is so fat
She is rather rich in mass
Gravity Loves Her


Masterpiece.
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Give 10 UGers a rope and ask them to pull. 4 will push, 1 will ask for buttsecks, 2 will tell you get an Ibanez and the last 3 will start complaining about Line6 Spiders.


#11
post here on Ug
waiting for someone to scream
buttsecks one more time
#12
Teenage guitar n00bs
Saying Page isn't that good
Amuse me so much
Death to Ovation haters!
#14
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
<Han> I love Hitler
#15
I have chocolate
Buttons, from my mumykins
they are real tasty
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#17
Hey, GiantRaven
You are wrong but very close
One syllable short
Death to Ovation haters!
#19
It's the middle line
Haiku go five, seven, five
Your middle has six
Death to Ovation haters!
#22
I Love Teh Buttsecks
Especially with your mum
I Love UG More
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#23
Bewbs bewbs bewbs bewbs bewbs,
Booby booby booby bewbs.
Bewbs bewbs bewbs bewbs bewbs!
#25
this would be the first
haiku i've ever written
it probably sucks.
from daylight...
...into darkness
#27
Five syllables here
Then seven syllables here
And then five again

That is a haiku
An ancient Japanese form
Of poetic verse
Death to Ovation haters!
#28
Part 2 of the Buttsecks trilogy:

Last night, with your mum
I refrained from teh Buttsecks
And Wrote a Haiku
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#30
Quote by Evil_Magician
Oh ,now i get it.
I did not know that you
should count syllables lol.



Unfortunately
My Friend Evil_Magician
That is not Haiku


(Meant to have 5, 7, 5. You did 5,6,5)
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#32
Now Silly Slinov
Are you stealing my Market?
Sit in corner now
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#34
You make me angry
Sit in corner quickly now
Or you get cockslap
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#36
One two three four five
One two three four five six se-
-ven one two three four
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^ wut he said


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#39
No Holding Back Now
*Super Fireball Attack* Boom!
You Be Dead Now Foo'
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