#1
Have any favorite metaphors for life?

I love this one.

Life's like an acid trip. Just when you think you've figured it all out, you fall off a cliff, but it's not really a cliff, it's your back porch, but you don't know, because you're on acid.

Kinda lame, but I like it.
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#5
Quote by Burpin'Worm
That's a simile


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#6
Quote by Burpin'Worm
That's a simile

Damn, got there before me.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#8
Life is a sexually transmitted disease that leads to death
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^ wut he said


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#9
those are similies. Oh ass that is life with lawnmower bearing down to chop it short.


just a tip is it uses like or as it is not a metaphor.
#10
Life is a large black man that will not hesitate to rape you up the ass should you look at him the wrong way.
#11
Dammit.... I thought I was screwing up...

Well similies and metaphors then......
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#12
Quote by AlexInChains
Life is a large black man that will not hesitate to rape you up the ass should you look at him the wrong way.



I thought his name was Big Moe?
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