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Today some girl told me there was a basketball player named Magic(Majik?) Johnson. Needless to say i laughed for a good 5-10 min, wished that was my name, then asked her if she was serious. Anyone ever heard of him?
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ya hes pretty much one of the most legendary basketball players... and he has AIDS
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He doesn't ahve AIDS! It is HIV...and there is a BIG difference.

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You think someone would name their kid Anfernee, but not Magic? There's a surplus of stupid names these days!
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Magic is his nickname, you really think someone would name their kid Magic?

you never know anymore

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His real name is Erving Johnson.

He played on the Los Angeles Lakers (if you know who THEY are).

He has HIV or AIDS, I don't really care which one, but he has one.

Oh, and...
I hope to god you're kidding.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

well then, i didnt know people who arent concerned with the media are now considered stupid. excuse me while i go educate myself with tv.
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You had to have a GIRL tell you about the existence of one of the greatest basketball players to ever live? Do you know who Michael Jordan is? Dr. J? Wilt Chamberlain?

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what aer you f@cking five? im the most unathletic person in the world and i know who that is. dumba$$ what next is some girl going to tell you this wacky story about some guy named michael Jordan? and besides how is this pit-worthy? F%cking moron.
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You have got to be kidding me.

If you're not, you are dumb as hell.

This is beyond sports celebrities, this is like not knowing who Babe Ruth is or something. This is LEGENDARY.
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He has HIV or AIDS, I don't really care which one, but he has one.

Since you insisted that you didn't care, I guess I have to explain things:

HIV is the virus itself. AIDS is the deadly condition of having no immunities which is caused by HIV.

Edit: And yeah, how the hell could you not know who Magic Johnson is?! That's like telling me you don't know who OJ Simpson is ( you?!!)
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wow how the hell have you never heard of Magic Johnson. His real name isnt Magic, but i still dont know how you can live in the US and not know who he is.
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You live in fucking South Carolina but have never heard of Magic Johnson?

Im CANADIAN and I've heard of him...
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...yeah i really hope you're joking. Hes one of the all time greats of basketball.
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I knew who he was when I was three. How can you be this stupid?

In biology we were learning about HIV and the incubation stage, and how it can last for so long. My teacher said, "yeah, majic johnson is a perfect example. He's had HIV forever and it hasn't developed into AIDS".

He then started laughing and said "kind of ironic that majic johnson got HIV huh? Obviously not majic enough."

I lol'd.
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