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#1
Has anyone here ever punched a fellow guitarist, drummer, singer ect. because of them basicly treating you like s hit or doing things with your gear when you asked them to stop? Example, several days ago i was at a friends house in his basement and the friends house, my self and another guitarist along with the owner of the house were getting ready to play, well the other guy who came along decided to invite 5 or 6 other people to watch us play without asking the guy who lived there if it was alright well anyways i brought my gibson explorer and the other guy who didnt live there just picked up my guitar and satrted playing, i dont care if someone plays my guitar just ask first, this kinda anoyed me then he told he thought my guitar sounded like shit compared to his first act walmart guitar, then he preceded to try to play slow ride terribly and i told him" i could care less what you think of my guitar if you dont like it then give it here" then he starts to rant about how i'm selfish and that i a douche and a dumbass to my face then he precedes to put my guitar away and very unconvincingly bumped the ass end of the explorer against the wall taking a chunk of the wood out ( a 1 inch piece of it mind you ) then saying very sarcasticly OOOPS, oh well no big loss considering the way it sounds and when he put it back in its case i started to make him look like the guy on the cover of Vulgar display of power hitting him until he was unconcious. I got blood on the guys carpet which i offered to ay for and i feel bad for starting the fight in another guys house when he invited to come as a guest. So what would have you done?
#2
I punched a chick because she said my friend was a welfare *****, if that counts.
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#3
Yeah if some twat took an inch of wood out of my guitar, i would knock him off his feet.

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#5
Dude I dont ever let anyone treat me like that, I'd definetly kick his ass.
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#6
Iw oudl have started knocking anyone who was there out not even worryed about paying for the carpet, me and my lead guitarist got into it but it wasnt at a gig or band practice, we were justm essing around and started wrestling when two females jumped on us and started hitting us in the head, when we got up we didnt know if we were hitting each other or what, it sucked and after that we got jumped by 8 black gangster wannabes with their fake grillz they got off ebay.
#7
wow man... good call. i rarely advise giving someone a beating, but that guy facking deserved it. good on ya.

if somebody treated my les paul that way i would lose my mind... i honestly don't know what i'd do, but the offending party would remember it for a LONG time. There'd be broken ribs for sure, and head trauma.... lol. Nobody ****s with me though.
#8
If you're not lying, then props to you. The guy was a douche and deserved everything he had coming to him.
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Iw oudl have started knocking anyone who was there out not even worryed about paying for the carpet, me and my lead guitarist got into it but it wasnt at a gig or band practice, we were justm essing around and started wrestling when two females jumped on us and started hitting us in the head, when we got up we didnt know if we were hitting each other or what, it sucked and after that we got jumped by 8 black gangster wannabes with their fake grillz they got off ebay.



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#12
^lol

I feel like maiming musicians that think they know the ins and outs of great guitar, but really all they know is one shape of the pentatonic minor
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#13
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#14
My story is kind of like yours. We were jamming with a drummer who was trying out for our band. The dude is an argogant bitch btw. so anyway he asks me what my gear is, i reply "im playing with a eppy lespaul"...He begins to call it s hit and stuff, got me kind of annoyed. Then the dude throws his drum stick at it and makes a huge ass gash in the front. he then laughs and says that it looks better now. Dude - i took three of his teeth out. then i put my foot through his bass drum. haha good times, good times.
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#15
im glad something like that happened to you and not to me. I might of killed the ****er.
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#16
I've once punched this guitarist i jam with preety often.

He just kept playing everything distorted even when it really didnt fit, and when the rest of the musicians shouted at him to switch to clean.
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#17
....forget the cover of vulgar display of power.

You should have made his face look like "pretty boy" in fight club when he got his ass kicked in the basement.
#18
I would have used a shovel. No one would chip my guitar and get away with it!

You did the right thing though.
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#19
Wow, if someone took an inch of wood off my guitar I'd do exactly what you did but also break his guitar in half...
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#20
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Has anyone here ever punched a fellow guitarist, drummer, singer ect. because of them basicly treating you like s hit or doing things with your gear when you asked them to stop? Example, several days ago i was at a friends house in his basement and the friends house, my self and another guitarist along with the owner of the house were getting ready to play, well the other guy who came along decided to invite 5 or 6 other people to watch us play without asking the guy who lived there if it was alright well anyways i brought my gibson explorer and the other guy who didnt live there just picked up my guitar and satrted playing, i dont care if someone plays my guitar just ask first, this kinda anoyed me then he told he thought my guitar sounded like shit compared to his first act walmart guitar, then he preceded to try to play slow ride terribly and i told him" i could care less what you think of my guitar if you dont like it then give it here" then he starts to rant about how i'm selfish and that i a douche and a dumbass to my face then he precedes to put my guitar away and very unconvincingly bumped the ass end of the explorer against the wall taking a chunk of the wood out ( a 1 inch piece of it mind you ) then saying very sarcasticly OOOPS, oh well no big loss considering the way it sounds and when he put it back in its case i started to make him look like the guy on the cover of Vulgar display of power hitting him until he was unconcious. I got blood on the guys carpet which i offered to ay for and i feel bad for starting the fight in another guys house when he invited to come as a guest. So what would have you done?

if someone did that to my guitar i would kill them but no one would dare do that
#21
I used to be in a band with a guy who had a temper problem and after about a year of being shouted at and abused and constantly having to apolagise for him I'd just had enough. So we were packing down a gig and he just started going off and ranting so I just walked up to him and gave hime the old left right to the face and dropped him to the ground and he started crying. He never did abuse me again.
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#22
I personally don't ask people whether they play guitar before punching them.
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#23
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if someone did that to my guitar i would kill them but no one would dare do that


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#24
I slapped my drummer in his face for attempting to play guitar. Not really justified but another dude was saying he was better than me and I just got annoyed and hit the nearest thing to me because I knew it wasn't true.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and today I hit this dude cause he said that just cause his guitar was more expenisve than mine, it was better and he could play it better than me. That dude can be an arrogant prick sometimes (he's only been playing 6 months).
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#26
An asshole once picked up my Jackson King V without asking and started belting the strings like he was trying to break them I asked him to put it down or I'd stick it through him. He kept playing it like a wild ape and then he said do I think he could split the neck in half with his knee I split him a box in the nose the minute he said that.
#27
I brought my guitar to school one day for a music presentation and I heard people whispering about stealing it...while we were on the second floor of the library. and if any of them had tried to steal it...I would have 100% thrown them off the second floor.
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#28
I've never hit anyone myself, but once my drummer decided to twat me in the face because I smashed a bottle in his garden, we were both drunk, in his defense.
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#29
i ounch my friends who also play guitar all the time, but ive never gotten into it with them.
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#30
Battle of the Bands. The lead guitarrist of the band who went first got absolutely rotten drunk after his band played and then preceded to shout "you're shite" right through my bands set. My bass player saw i was getting wound up so he puts his bass down after our second song, walks over and says "give me your guitar and go "**** that dickhead before we finish".

I jumped off stage ran over and planted a left-right square onto his jaw whilst my bass player (who it turned out was a decent guitarrist) got to the mic and said "i call this the solo to fight to" as he played some random improvised solo.

The other guy started following me back to the stage and he tried to hit me from behind just as i got onstage but i turned round just in time to dig him in the stomach and push him off stage and to this day every body remembers my words to the crowd after that were "This song is for the pissed twat on the floor". The song was called Owned.

I love the poetic justice of it
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#31
i guess some bastards think of musicians as peace loving hippies who would rather take a smack in the face and turn the other cheek, its good to disprove that stereotype by letting go on some sh!t bag and teachng a lesson, woulda done the same only im short i prolly woulda busted his nose and stomped him so he couldn't get back up
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Battle of the Bands. The lead guitarrist of the band who went first got absolutely rotten drunk after his band played and then preceded to shout "you're shite" right through my bands set. My bass player saw i was getting wound up so he puts his bass down after our second song, walks over and says "give me your guitar and go "**** that dickhead before we finish".

I jumped off stage ran over and planted a left-right square onto his jaw whilst my bass player (who it turned out was a decent guitarrist) got to the mic and said "i call this the solo to fight to" as he played some random improvised solo.

The other guy started following me back to the stage and he tried to hit me from behind just as i got onstage but i turned round just in time to dig him in the stomach and push him off stage and to this day every body remembers my words to the crowd after that were "This song is for the pissed twat on the floor". The song was called Owned.

I love the poetic justice of it

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#33
I punched the guitarist in my band in the face the other day because he kept grabbing my ass "as a joke" according to him. He's permanentmarker on UG if anyone's interested. I've never attacked someone for doing anything to my guitar though
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#34
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Battle of the Bands. The lead guitarrist of the band who went first got absolutely rotten drunk after his band played and then preceded to shout "you're shite" right through my bands set. My bass player saw i was getting wound up so he puts his bass down after our second song, walks over and says "give me your guitar and go "**** that dickhead before we finish".

I jumped off stage ran over and planted a left-right square onto his jaw whilst my bass player (who it turned out was a decent guitarrist) got to the mic and said "i call this the solo to fight to" as he played some random improvised solo.

The other guy started following me back to the stage and he tried to hit me from behind just as i got onstage but i turned round just in time to dig him in the stomach and push him off stage and to this day every body remembers my words to the crowd after that were "This song is for the pissed twat on the floor". The song was called Owned.

I love the poetic justice of it



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#36
I have that guy in school that I did a jam session with him and a fellow drummer half a year ago,for some reason he treats me like a piece of shit,the problem is that I kinda like him,and that makes me feel horibly bad,though I did punched him in the stomach once.
#37
i've never gotton into anything serious, i try to be passive. however when i was still in a band about a year back, we had just gotton a new, MUCH better drummer, which was obviously great. however he also liked to drink jack daniels. whenever we tried to talk while we were practicing, he would never stop playing, just continuing to play over us. after about an hour, my singer walked over and pushed him off his chair, not realizing he had a concrete wall behind him and he ended up with seven stitches. the band is long over, but we laugh about it now.
#39
Shit I'd hate to meet some of these internet badasses in real life, they might hurt me
#40
I almost got into a fist fight with my drummer at our first gig. He was also the singer, and he didn't know any of the words. I did drop my guitar and cuss him out in the middle of a song. It was very Oasis. Actually, it was during Lyla by Oasis. Go figure.
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