#1
:d
Quote by Shib


The internet: Men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents.
#5
I'm 14, weigh 160, am 6 feet tall, I'm a fantastic guitar player, I like long walks on the beach and have a 8 inch long penis.
Quote by Shib


The internet: Men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents.
#7
I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, be mine?
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Ghandhi was the greatest shredder ever.

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Ian Mackaye confuses a shot of heroin with his insulin, and hilarity ensues.
#9
juno...will you be mine =(
Quote by notoriousnumber
I didnt think you could be that much of a twat. Piss off.
#10
Quote by Friggly
I'm 14, weigh 160, am 6 feet tall, I'm a fantastic guitar player, I like long walks on the beach and have a 8 inch long penis.



wow, you sound like an 17 year old man, + a porno actor with your winkey size...


n e ways.....i ll b your valentine


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#11
Quote by Friggly
I'm 14, weigh 160, am 6 feet tall, I'm a fantastic guitar player, I like long walks on the beach and have a 8 inch long penis.

Well im 17, weigh 180, am 9 feet tall, a guitar virtuoso, i like long rigorous fuck sessions and i have a 12 inch penis.

I win.
Talk to Erowid

Quote by dead-fish

Tell me when thy band shall return to mark a schedueled performance on my nearest venue's door!
Quoth teh Loomis, "Nevermore".



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#13
Quote by Jakeylee111
Well im 17, weigh 180, am 9 feet tall, a guitar virtuoso, i like long rigorous fuck sessions and i have a 12 inch penis.

I win.



*hangs head in shame*
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The internet: Men are men, women are men and little girls are FBI agents.
#14
Quote by DrkNTwstd
im into vampirism and sodomy. we can still hang out, right?



buttsecks??
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Dan

Don't stop being you <3


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I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#17
I'm 14,I am 176 feet high,I play for a year,but quite well,I have a fairly big pennis,I like nice guys and long haired ones,i'm very gentle,quite sarcastic and submissive.
#18
This can be the UG personals thread.
Talk to Erowid

Quote by dead-fish

Tell me when thy band shall return to mark a schedueled performance on my nearest venue's door!
Quoth teh Loomis, "Nevermore".



Member #9 of the "Marty Friedman > You" Club. PM apocalypse13 or altronataku to join.
#19
im silly. I smear my face in faces i like to roll on the grass my favourite food is poopoo and i msell like weewee
#20
Quote by The Postman
im silly. I smear my face in faces i like to roll on the grass my favourite food is poopoo and i msell like weewee



Is that you or your dog?
#21
Quote by DrkNTwstd
^geaaa boiiiieeee



well congratulations you have qualified for the official pit n00b award feel free to sig it, it's a legit contest
Quote by bassmanjoe08
Dan

Don't stop being you <3


Quote by fatgoogle
I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#22
Be Mine Because I Love You More Than Most Of The People Here!!!!!!!! I Even Wrote You A Poem In Caps Aswell. Jeez I'm Smart!

I Love You
I Love You
You're Awesome
Just Do Me Now And Save Me The Trouble Of Masturbation
Quote by GodofGuitar1991
you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
#23
I already have a Valentine.
President of the Guitarists Born In 1991 Club. PM blues rocker or I to join

Quote by RadioHead22
I love you greendayguitar
In a non- gay, awkward-man-hug way