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#1
Yoshio posts funny exam answers, and hilarity ensues. Discuss.





Last edited by Yoshio at Feb 9, 2007,
#5
thats hilarious. i wrote a story for one of my math final exams, because i had no ****ing clue how to do the problem. and i got full marks for it good times good times
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#6
Dinkydaisy thanks Yoshio for entertaining her for a breif few minutes.
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#7
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haha
omg
i love you


Stop laughing at him kid. When you're older and have to pay taxes, it's scum like him that your money goes to. I think it's incredibly immature.
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#12
where did you find them????
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#14
Middle Three were best. The "Find X; Here It Is" is very old. But I loved the elephant and the expand.

EDIT: ^ at the last one
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Last edited by Black Star at Feb 9, 2007,
#15
wasnt this posted not long ago? how come nobody telling him to search and all that stuff? this shoulda been closed
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#16
Thos are genius except for the last one. That one isn't too funny
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wasnt this posted not long ago? how come nobody telling him to search and all that stuff? this shoulda been closed


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#21
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Stop laughing at him kid. When you're older and have to pay taxes, it's scum like him that your money goes to. I think it's incredibly immature.



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#22
i love the elephant one, if i ever have a problem i cant figure out im doing that
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#23
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you are a bundle of penises.


And you will become a homeless git.
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#25
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And you will become a homeless git.



my intelligence > yours.

your judging someones intelligence and the outcome of their sucessfullness in life by what they post on a forum. For all we know you could be 67 and jacking to a preschool website.
#27
Quote by GoodNite_AmyLee
And you will become a homeless git.


Oooh... whats a git? Sounds neat!
#30
But yet he still got a 3/3 for it
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my intelligence > yours.

your judging someones intelligence and the outcome of their sucessfullness in life by what they post on a forum. For all we know you could be 67 and jacking to a preschool website.


Nice grammar by the way and you're doing what you describe. I'm not having a go at you at all. I just don't understand why you guys find this sort of thing funny. I think it's completely immature. If this is the sort of things my Kids find interesting, i'll be damned.

I may be wrong here but I believe Education is serious and I have the least respect for people who don't appreciate its importance, joke or no joke.
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Last edited by GoodNite_AmyLee at Feb 9, 2007,
#34
"You are the reason Europeans hate us"

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#35
Quote by Yoshio
Someone emailed them to me, I thought I'd share .

Thank god for you.

To the other guy: "You're the reason Europeans hate us."
LOL
#36
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Yeah.

Edit:

haha




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#37
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Nice grammar


only thing he can hold against me. Other than that, he is a yuppie asshole who has no sense of humor.
#38
Not really funny but 2 years ago we had a question in math that was like

"John was in a dark room and was trying to pick out a pair of socks, what was the probability he will get A) 2 green B)1 green and 1 red C) Two red"

Something along those lines and I just wrote "Why doesn't John just turn on the damn light?"
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#39
Quote by GoodNite_AmyLee
Nice grammar by the way and you're doing what you describe. I'm not having a go at you at all. I just don't understand why you guys find this sort of thing funny. I think it's completely immature. If this is the sort of things my Kids find interesting, i'll be damned.


Well, not everyone has the same sense of humor. I'm sorry that you do not find these funny; however, I would think the mature thing to do would be to exit the thread and continue on instead of attempting to chop people down and inform someone they will become "a homeless git".

Just sayin.
#40
"My god you're stupid"
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I got kicked out of a Mac store when me and my friends simultaneously put on meatspin on all of the computers in the store. Some eleven or twelve year old looking girls there freaked out.