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#1
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8877708936425212842&q=Jesus+Camp&hl=en

Anyone else besides me think these people are absolutely insane?
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Fine... I really hate when religion interferes with government.
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#6
sorry, not gonna spend that much time watching lol. not religious, so i kinda think its crazy yeah
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#7
relgion makes you stupid, be above religion, dont be a sheep.


but i do feel so bad for those kids in it, thats exploitation of children. and its propaganda.

have we suddenly landed back in 1940's america?? no, stop with the propagana!!!!
#8
Let me sum it up then... it's a documentary about a "charismatic Christian" summer camp for children who spend their summers learning and practicing their "prophetic gifts" and being taught that they can "take back America for Christ." They do many things such as, quoting the obese female preacher, "Warlocks are enemies of gods. And I don't care what kind of hero they are, warlocks are enemies of god. And had it been in the old testament, Harry Potter would have been put for death, you don't make heroes out of warlocks!", babbling incoherently, dancing crazy with sticks and with their arms flapping around, they pray for George W. Bush to have the strength to appoint "righteous judges" who will overturn Roe v. Wade. By the end of the sermon, the children are chanting, "Righteous judges! Righteous judges!" In another scene, a woman brings a cutout of Bush to the front of the church, and has the children stretch their hands toward him, reaching out to "pray over him." This practice is a derivative of laying hands on someone, which is a very common practice in Pentecostal and charismatic churches.
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#9
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Fine... I really hate when religion interferes with government.

Yep Sadly the government works for jesus. Where do you think they get all those super cool weapons? Science? Psh. Anyway they allow jesus rape or gods gonna like ass rape them until they choke on thier own prostates.
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Yep Sadly the government works for jesus. Where do you think they get all those super cool weapons? Science? Psh. Anyway they allow jesus rape or gods gonna like ass rape them until they choke on thier own prostates.


Ughh. I hate that.

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#14
Ahhh I Just Saw A Kid With A Skullet


This Kid Is Like 5 And He Has A Skullet!!!


We Must Stop Jesus Camp!!!
#15
"Well, at Bible Camp, we made a flow chart showing that...well, God created man, and Man created the Transformers, so the Transformer's are like a gift from God, Randal!!!"



Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind.


But I read Godly Moose's post, and that's insane.

Sound like cubedeathk, but an entire congregation of him, led by a Ultimo cubedeathk.



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Come to think of it....could cubedeathk be apart of this?

Sure, it REALLY sounds like an act, but these people couldn't POSSIBLY be acting.....right?

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#16
They think that creationism is the only way, and that evolution does not make sense.
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#17
Quote by Godly Moose
Let me sum it up then... it's a documentary about a "charismatic Christian" summer camp for children who spend their summers learning and practicing their "prophetic gifts" and being taught that they can "take back America for Christ." They do many things such as, quoting the obese female preacher, "Warlocks are enemies of gods. And I don't care what kind of hero they are, warlocks are enemies of god. And had it been in the old testament, Harry Potter would have been put for death, you don't make heroes out of warlocks!", babbling incoherently, dancing crazy with sticks and with their arms flapping around, they pray for George W. Bush to have the strength to appoint "righteous judges" who will overturn Roe v. Wade. By the end of the sermon, the children are chanting, "Righteous judges! Righteous judges!" In another scene, a woman brings a cutout of Bush to the front of the church, and has the children stretch their hands toward him, reaching out to "pray over him." This practice is a derivative of laying hands on someone, which is a very common practice in Pentecostal and charismatic churches.


good job.

I saw the whole movie on DVD right when it came out and it gave me nightmares that these people are so damn crazy. I was disappointed, I started off liking the little kid with the mullet because he just seemed like a nice kid, but then I saw what this Brainwashing had done to him and I was just sad. All this blind belief in the eminent rightness of religion all these fundies is ruining the world. This saddens me.
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"Well, at Bible Camp, we made a flow chart showing that...well, God created man, and Man created the Transformers, so the Transformer's are like a gift from God, Randal!!!"



Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind.


But I read Godly Moose's post, and that's insane.

Sound like cubedeathk, but an entire congregation of him, led by a Ultimo cubedeathk.



EDIT:



Come to think of it....could cubedeathk be apart of this?

Sure, it REALLY sounds like an act, but these people couldn't POSSIBLY be acting.....right?

o_O


Apparently there's 90 million of these type of people, out of the 301,118,000 people that live in the U.S....
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#19
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relgion makes you stupid, be above religion, dont be a sheep.


but i do feel so bad for those kids in it, thats exploitation of children. and its propaganda.

have we suddenly landed back in 1940's america?? no, stop with the propagana!!!!

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#20
I forgot to mention that the little prayed for a strike and got a gutter ball
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#21
I went to a camp like this for a week. It really might have been the worst week of my life, save for the week I spent fighting the infections I contracted from said camp. Luckily for me, they didn't suck me in. But they sure were hateful for people who worship Jesus Christ.
#23
they're turing these poor children into religious republican extremist.

and any extremist is bad, democratic, catholic, hindu, muslim.

they should just be open-minded of the world around them, and decide for themselves.

those adults should be killed, they have no reason to be here.
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I went to a camp like this for a week. It really might have been the worst week of my life, save for the week I spent fighting the infections I contracted from said camp. Luckily for me, they didn't suck me in. But they sure were hateful for people who worship Jesus Christ.



of course they were hateful, what do you expect? COMPASSION?

what a load of shit that is with the extremeists.

yeah jesus says war is bad, but WE HAVE TO KILL THE MUSLIMS PEOPLE.


god damnit!!
#26
Watched it a couple of days ago, very ****ing scary. Half the documentary is creationalist right-wing christian nonsense the other half is a bunch of kids screaming and crying in a church with some mad buggers.
#27
"at 5 yrs old i got saved cause i just wanted more of life"

YOU WERE 5!!!

WHAT MORE CAN YOU WANT?!?!

YOUR IN KINDERGARTEN PLAYING WITH ****ING BLOCKS!!

YOUR INNOCENT!!

STAY THAT WAY!! DONT ASK FOR MORE!!


god this is making me so angry!!
#28
I got sent to some camp like that when I was a kid (I don't think it was incredibly off the wall fanaticism though, everyone SEEMED nice enough anyway), but they kicked me out the day before it was over for being a 'completely hopeless case of pure evil (exact words, I kid you not)'. It was the proudest day of my life.
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I got sent to some camp like that when I was a kid (I don't think it was incredibly off the wall fanaticism though, everyone SEEMED nice enough anyway), but they kicked me out the day before it was over for being a 'completely hopeless case of pure evil (exact words, I kid you not)'. It was the proudest day of my life.


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#31
I would have so got lynched if i had been there. Mainly because to be ironic i would have wore a skull cap.
#33
I see no reason for people like this to live. The whole point of being alive is to question and learn ABOUT being alive, and the world. If you give that up, and just accept something without thinking, then you're not even really alive
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#35
hey, that lady is cooking food!!!

on a stove!!!


STOVES ARE SCIENCE!!

YOUR HOUSE IS SCIENCE!!!


SCIENCE GAVE YOU INK TO WRITE YOUR GODDAMN BIBLE.


SCIENCEMADE SURE YOU LIVED WHEN YOU WERE BORN.


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"If you look at creationism, It's the only possible answer"


"Yeah! That's what dad said"


Seriously, I don't really care of others beliefs but this is just annoying how ignorant they are.


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#38
You think that's bad? At least they're not training those kids to become terrorists like many radical islamic groups do. Could be a lot worse.
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You think that's bad? At least they're not training those kids to become terrorists like many radical islamic groups do. Could be a lot worse.


It's still horrifying the way these kids are being brought up, though.
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It's still horrifying the way these kids are being brought up, though.




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