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#1
This really annoys me.

Ok, for Christmas, in a pack with a calender, deodorant, and some other stuff, I got a loofah. A loofah is one of those things you have in the shower where you rub soap on it, then rub your body with it and it gets all soapy and makes you clean and whatever.

So anyway, about a month after Christmas, my loofah goes missing. I ask my Mum where it is, and she says that she threw it out. I was obviously unhappy, so I asked her why the hell she threw it out. Her reply was something like:

"I don't know. Maybe it had mould on it".

I doubt something of that nature would get mouldy considering I used it quite regularly. I asked my Mum when was she going to buy me a new one. She starts carrying on, and eventually leaves in a huff.

I then decided to walk up to the nearest shopping centre to buy myself a new loofah. I pay $1.61AUS for it, then go home. My Mum is back home now.

I show her that I got a new loofah, and then she starts sighing and acting ridiculous again. I went and had a shower and used my new loofah. It was pretty good, although I liked my old one better.


Does anyone else have stories about their parents disposing of their perfectly good stuff?
#2
haha... your mad about a loofa?
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#3
hahaha loofa, queer
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#4
I'm not mad about the loofah as such.

Just annoyed that my Mum decided to throw something of mine away without asking.
#5
I have sex with my loofah regularly and my mom threw it out. Jokes on her she touched a sodomized cleaning device.
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#6
Loofa-stealing ho! I hate people like that.
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#7
John, why do you have a loofah?


That's not hXc...real men scrub with pumice stones.
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#9
I had a time capsule that I made in fifth grade. It was meant to be opened in 2007 after I graduate from high school.

After over six years of me waiting patiently, my brother got impatient and opened it up when I wasn't home and threw it away.


F*cker.
#10
you should steal her vagasil
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John, why do you have a loofah?


That's not hXc...real men scrub with pumice stones.


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#13
I went to a camp when I was younger, a music camp to be specific, and we got these shirts and I got all of the friends I made over there to sign it for me. Well, when I get home, I put it in my room on my bed, and my mother starts complaining about it being dirty.

"Well, Mom, I got people to sign it, obviously which is why it looks like that."

So, for a few days she keeps complaining about it, so I tell her to just ignore it. One day when I get back from school I find the shirt sitting on my bed "clean."

There was no sign that it had ever been worn at all, and all the names had been washed off, I got so mad at that, and I still hold it against her.

Sure, she didn't throw it away, but it held a lot of sentimental value, it's a shame. I'm still mad about it, because I probably won't see any of them for quite a long time.
#15
no matter how nice it seems do not let your parents clean/organise your room for you..
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#17
I named my loofa Tammy, tammy cleans me, tammy doesn't complain when i tell her to bake me a cake, i like cake, cake rhymes with bake, i've never baked bread, bread rhymes with bed, one time i fell off my bed
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I named my loofa Tammy, tammy cleans me, tammy doesn't complain when i tell her to bake me a cake, i like cake, cake rhymes with bake, i've never baked bread, bread rhymes with bed, one time i fell off my bed




I have no idea why that is funny lol.
#19
umm.... Loofas are gay, are you gay? I don't think its very hXc to have a silly Green Day avatar....
#20
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I named my loofa Tammy, tammy cleans me, tammy doesn't complain when i tell her to bake me a cake, i like cake, cake rhymes with bake, i've never baked bread, bread rhymes with bed, one time i fell off my bed


I have a friend named Tammy
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I named my loofa Tammy, tammy cleans me, tammy doesn't complain when i tell her to bake me a cake, i like cake, cake rhymes with bake, i've never baked bread, bread rhymes with bed, one time i fell off my bed


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#22
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I have a friend named Tammy

Did she sign your ****ing shirt?
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#23
Wait, wait, wait you made a thread, to bitch how your mom, throws away your ****ing loofa? You get awarded pussy of Feb. 07. Yeah trying having your mom call you a bastard and a jerk and you'll never amount to anything, so yeah fuck you ass-wipe.


Btw sorry about your loofa
#24
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I have a friend named Tammy


is she a loofa? if not, i dont think you need to be upset.
#25
i had 2 shirts that were nearly identical except the colours one was blue one was black the blue one i used as a nut rag and the black i actually wore. mum threw out the black one and washed the blue one and put it back in my cupboard what a bitch
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#28
Fcuk you and your stupid loofah. You probably ride a segway and wear hawaiian shirts, shorts and sandals.
#29
I had a loofah once, they're great.
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#30
My mum does that, her usual excuse is "I must have put it away"...


I'm yet to know what "away" actually means in her books, but yeah. It's annoying.
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#32
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I named my loofa Tammy, tammy cleans me, tammy doesn't complain when i tell her to bake me a cake, i like cake, cake rhymes with bake, i've never baked bread, bread rhymes with bed, one time i fell off my bed




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I have a friend named Tammy


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#34
I'm really sentimental and my mum used to throw my things away with the excuse 'well there's no room for it' I hate to think what she's doing with the few childhood toys that held sentimentality for me now i've moved out. Probably car-booted anything i left behind.
#36
Loofa has to be the funniest word in the english language... Period.
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#40
LOLLING...

you're complaining over a $1.61AUS loofah which you use to wash your balls?

Unless it was a loofah made of gold... who cares?
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