#1
Like the title, who here has been caught masturbating by someone (girlfriend, friend, parents....)?


Luckily, i haven't been...
Last edited by darkangel24 at Feb 10, 2007,
#2
My mom caught me using the search button once.

I guess it's frowned upon where you come from, too?
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#3
its ALREADY BEEN DONE.


someone delete this.
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#7
This has been done more times than my Pubes Thread.
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#9
Lots. By my whole family.
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#10
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This has been done more times than my Pubes Thread.

haaha
#11
everytime i look at this site, all i see is the same damn topics from the week before.
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#12
Its called doors and locks. You don't fuckin sit there in the family den "HEY MA LOOK, ITS MY WINKKIIEE!!! LAWLZ MA, AINT IT FUNNY" and shes all like What are you poking at Rachel?

And you relize you have no ****, and you find out your a girl..
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Its called doors and locks. You don't fuckin sit there in the family den "HEY MA LOOK, ITS MY WINKKIIEE!!! LAWLZ MA, AINT IT FUNNY" and shes all like What are you poking at Rachel?

And you relize you have no ****, and you find out your a girl..



hahahahahahaha what's wrong with you you halarious retard.

Seriously though, I laughed.
#14
thats ****ing halarious

i almost get caught alot...but...im not stupid....so i dont
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#15
i dont care if this has been done b4

u just say that u were cleaning it and it went off
#17
search button!
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#18
Oh my God. This thread is still being bumped? Several people have said this has been done before. You couldn't just let this die? *reported*
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#19
i got caught masturbating your mom............oooooooooooh.........
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#20
How do you get caught by your girlfriend... I mean, whenever my woman walks in and i'm having a wank I just look up and say "you gonna help me out here or what?"
#23
k im really drunk right now and i drank 7 neers and some girl that i kinda know gave me laie 1/4 of a bootle of wine :s os i yea i drank it all and now i finally got home i dont ven know what im doing right im omg chinese food is ssooo good seriously i love chinese food, jap food is good to, same with chisnese food,m that stuff i sgooooodd k im drunk im goonnaa go do sumntin cool like watch snakes na plane.
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