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We're sitting in government, discussing how FDR was in a wheelchair because of Polio. People often look down upon the handicapped, which should not happen. Our teacher asks us a rhetorical question "What can a handicapped person do that we can't? We're all equal right?" Well, not thinking, I went to whisper, and for whatever reason pretty much shouted "There's one thing they can't do like us. They can't run!"

Wow I felt guilty. It was funny but in too extreme of a way. Our teacher tried not to bust out laughing. Anyways, I was glad there were no disabled people in our classroom. So have any of you answered a question sarcastically or said something louder than you planned?
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hmm... ive said MANY wrong things in the class room out loud that are just. a big no no-..lol!..but cant think of any right now...maybe its cuz they are to traumatic and the are surpressed memories...****..thanks alot vicd08 for bringing them back. ass hole.
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We're sitting in government, discussing how FDR was in a wheelchair because of Polio. People often look down upon the handicapped, which should not happen. Our teacher asks us a rhetorical question "What can a handicapped person do that we can't? We're all equal right?" Well, not thinking, I went to whisper, and for whatever reason pretty much shouted "There's one thing they can't do like us. They can't run!"

Wow I felt guilty. It was funny but in too extreme of a way. Our teacher tried not to bust out laughing. Anyways, I was glad there were no disabled people in our classroom. So have any of you answered a question sarcastically or said something louder than you planned?


Wow, that was mean. I would have kicked the shit out of you after class.
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I mean anything exceptionally funny. Any spontaneous comment whether it be and answer or a private thought said too loud.
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#6
Yup. I meant to whisper F*** to a friend of my mine last year in biology because I forgot to bring him a cd i was supposed to burn... but i pretty much screamed it in a whisper-like voice. Good times.
#7
That's actually not an asshole comment, despite what everyone here is saying. I think the idea that we're all "equal" is silly, and involves a misunderstanding of the word "equal". That or a misunderstanding of the word "people".

The point is that there is exactly one thing a person in a wheelchair can't do properly - use their legs properly. Other than that, they'll be on average the same as everyone else. However, there is one thing that FDR, not disabled people or non-disabled people but FDR and a select group of other people, and that's help a country deal with the Depression. The important thing is that his ability to do that has zero to do with his being in a wheelchair. His ability to run is, with no hint of cruelty of phrase, hampered by the same condition that put him in a wheelchair. But his ability to run a country isn't, and that's what you were supposed to get.

The idea that being disabled means you'll just magically, naturally have other abilities to bring you up to the natural "equal" level we all are, that proves your teacher's just dumb. Successful disabled people doesn't mean that people with a given disability are "equal" to those without it, it just means that either the disability didn't impact the success, or the disabled person overcame the barrier, which means they're STRONGER, not equal. Regardless of all this though, if you damage the function of a part of your body or brain, you will very likely lose some kind of ability, unless you happen to randomly be lucky and physically enhance something. This loss of ability, if we are considering ability as a value and averages so we don't have to discuss every person that exists, it will be a loss of value on average. Not "value as a person", but value of ability, and there seems to be this myth that everyone is "equal" in ability, just in different areas. To believe in this you have to believe that you'll suddenly gain other abilities if you lose any you have now. To a certain extent our body compensates, yes, as does our mind, but to believe that we'll make up ALL the difference requires we believe in magic. I don't.
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^ Our techer said nothing negative of FDR, just mentioned how it was only recent that the general public knew he was in a wheelchair. I said the comment out loud, felt bad for what I had said, but truthfully I didn't say anything BAD or UNTRUE did I?
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I said the comment out loud, felt bad for what I had said, but truthfully I didn't say anything BAD or UNTRUE did I?

I know why you felt bad, and it's kind of legitimate. It'd be sucky being in a wheelchair, partly because you're prevented from particular types of moving around, but to a large extent because people make ignorant comments and have ignorant thoughts.

That said, I think what you actually said was funny. I have a horrible sense of humour. And I think that humour is about being able to enjoy things that are bad (i.e. not being able to run). The joke is only at someone's "expense" if it actually hurts them, and I think with some people it will and some it won't, so we should be careful.

All that ignored though, the actual substance of what you said is not "wrong" per se. Like I said, there is approximately one thing people without full use of their legs can't do, and running is part of that approximate one type of movement.
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Possibly the worst thing(most likely there are more terrible ones that are supressed) I said was in Grade 10 when we had kids from grade 7 and 8 visiting the highschool. See, there were these twin kids that were the smallest, skinniest kids I'd ever seen for their age. So while in English class the teacher was talking about all the youngins runnin about and I said "ya, like those two Ethiopian kids running around. Man are they small". Almost immediately I felt like shit. The kids were caucasian so I didn't mean it in a racist way but I made fun of starving kids which was definelty not cool. I never ment it to be offensive, just kind of slipped.
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#11
it always seems to happen around germans excahnge students
lucky they dont understand my english to well
but i said to this german girl..
"have you had enough Nazi or do you want some more?" my god i felt like burying my head after that so i ran off to the toilets
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#12
we were watching bowling for columbine in english... and i laughed when the chick said

'they shot the black kid, because he was black'

and i mean like hysterically laughed so everyone could hear... the shame
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i once called a chick fat to her face. in front of our science class. everyone laughed.
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#14
I have a gay friend, and in front of him, I said that "Holy shit, _______ (I forgot what it was) is so faggoty."

Then I immediately turned to him and said "Shit. Sorry dude." and he just shrugged.
#15
LOL I say things like that about once every 10 minutes
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#17
Only thing I have ever done is

In class, this fat guy started talking about biology crap in front of the class(Which I can't remember what it was about now) and he went on for like 6 mintues; so I just shouted 'Shut the fuck up fat boy', and.. he just went all depressed and just walked back to his seat.

Felt real bad for that, especially I got a 20 min detention for that.
#18
Me and my friends knew this guy called Matt who was riding his bike and got hit by truck a few months ago, and about a week later the teacher was calling the roll and she said "Michael" and he was at home sick, so i said something along the lines of "He got hit by a truck" without even thinking of Matt, it was just something i said. I got nasty looks for the whole week. I felt so bad.
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one time, i told this annoying kid i hope his house falls down on him.-but that was long ago.
#21
My teacher was in my class, yelling at me and my friend. Then she started stuttering, and said "T-t-t-Today Junior!". When she collapsed on the floor and started shaking I realized she was having a seizure. O_O
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Only thing I have ever done is

In class, this fat guy started talking about biology crap in front of the class(Which I can't remember what it was about now) and he went on for like 6 mintues; so I just shouted 'Shut the fuck up fat boy', and.. he just went all depressed and just walked back to his seat.

Felt real bad for that, especially I got a 20 min detention for that.


#23
How bad is it that I've laughed at all of these?
In my art class last year it was really diverse racially--and we had a lot of lower class (black and white) kids that got put in there. My teacher said something like, "That ain't gonna work," and without even thinking, I pretty much yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO BE GHETTO?"
I felt AWFUL. Because it sounded like I was racist.

And one time in English I was doing a presentation, and trying to get it in the time limit and not read off my sheet, so I said something about how the teacher (the one in the report) was, "well, she was like..Jewish and..made us sing all these weird Jewish songs and it was just messed up." Then I found out my friend was Jewish. I had to apologize.

I always say the DUMBEST crap in class, because I can't keep my mouth shut.
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We are doing the Merchant of Venice in English and our teacher said its plausable that Antonia and Bassanio have homosexual queers instead of whispering "****ing queers" I shouted it.

Everyone laughed though and to this day I still don't know why I said it, meh.
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yep. my mum works in beauty, and said "i'm doing a woman in the salon" and i repliead "whay i bet you are" implying she is a lesbian. i immediately knew i shouldnt have said it.
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once, back in 6th grade, i knew this kid whos father had died from cancer about 4 months earlier. this kid wanted to come over to my house after skool, so i told him to call his parents and ask if he could. only at the last second i remembered that his dad had died so i ended up saying "ok, call your, um, parent and ask" it was sooooooooo akward i felt like dying
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phobia, that really sucks I've said stuff like that before, I hate the feeling

so during a conversation during ceramics class

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Me:I belive there called retards


the bad part was that at my table theres 2 mentally challenged kids.
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Well most recently I was sitting in class and this guy in front of me was talking about soem guy he knew who had sex with a grandmother of some sort, and how "gross" it was. So I just blurted out "Hey man, don't knock it, old ladies don't have teeth."

...yeah, the 5 or so girls around me where appaled. But I do dumb crap like that constantly.
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Well most recently I was sitting in class and this guy in front of me was talking about soem guy he knew who had sex with a grandmother of some sort, and how "gross" it was. So I just blurted out "Hey man, don't knock it, old ladies don't have teeth."

...yeah, the 5 or so girls around me where appaled. But I do dumb crap like that constantly.


duuuude that made me laugh so much
I can just imagine the looks on those girls sitting near you's faces...
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I was in PSR class, which is like catholic bible school (my parents made me, I hated it). All the teachers are volunteers, and none of the kids wanna be there. Anyway, we had this young, fairly attractive teacher, and we were giving her a real hard time. I think I was in 4thgrade at the time. We were laughing, messing around, asking her random things, totally out of control really, and somehow we got on the topic of columbine. So, without thinking I just asked my teacher "hey, if a guy just walked in here right now with a gun, what would you do?" and she just looked me straight in the eye and said...

"I'd tell him to let you guys go, and that he could do whatever he wanted to me so long as I knew you all were safe."

She said it with such utter sincerity that the whole room just died, we couldn't believe it, everyone was speechless and I felt like a total dick, the rest of the class everyone was totally silent and for the rest of the whole year I found it hard to just have a normal conversation with her.
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I just say stupid sexist things and am crude in general. But everyone still loves me.
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#33
Ok i got a good one! At the beginning of this semester i was new to my school and so no one knew me at all and i of course sat at the very back of all my classes and was always quiet and alone, well one day i was super over tired and my english teacher was like so what do you do about it? (i forget what she was talking about..) and i thought i jsut said it in my head but i actually yelled out FART ON IT AND BEAT IT WITH A DIRTY SOCK! and everyone just burst out laughing so hard. quite embarrassing actually...
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In geometry class last week a girl was talking about how she was going to cook for her boyfriend for Valentine's day, and I said "Do you know why my girlfriend cooks for me? Because I beat the shit out of her if she doesn't." I kept a relatively straight face for about 3 seconds while everyone in the class turns around and gives me the most shocked and appalled looks I've seen in my life. I started laughing and trying to explain that I was joking, but only a few people in my class that actually know me understand that my sense of humor is dry, sarcastic, and way across the line more often than not.
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i was in a play once... it was set in england in the early 1900s. anyways, my character's girlfriend has a bunch of money (pounds) in the bank. so, as a joke, I say, "wow, you weigh a lot!!!" (pounds... money... weight??? get it?)

that did not go over well. I felt so dumb.
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a few days back i got in to school late. my friend ran up to me grinning, he said "omfg dude you have to see Zeta, she's used fake tan and looks like a ****ing orange. im gonna go laugh at Chris [the boyfriend] for goin out with a ****ing oompa loompa, dude you gotta see!"

i was excited, laughing. loving it. so at lunch time, i walked straight into the room where we all hang out n go "where the ****ing hells zeta then *chuckled*" and i said it in a 'im gonna rip the shit out of her' voice. and then some1 goes "shes right there!" and i was like "oh shit" my best mate, (who told me about it) was pissing himself behind everyone and silently like "omg dude u idiot". the girl Zeta, did not look at me, she faced a wall so i couldnt see, and im there goin awwww crap. so the best i could come up with was "....so errr wheres Chris?"

felt well bad.
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#37
SHIT!!!

I yelled that outloud in band class one day. Luckily, our band director is cool and I didn't get in any trouble whatsoever.
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#38
Man... Threadatarter, i have no idea what the **** you just said,
Except that last part about the insult.
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