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#6
watching pornographic materials.
Fender '51 Precision Bass
Hofner Verythin LTD Edition Guitar in Walnut w/ Bigsby
Engelhardt ES9 Upright Bass
1968 Trayner YBA 1A MK II Amp
w/ 6x10 cabinet

www.iaminlimbo.com
#7
Posting on UG
Quote by Zeppfreak170
I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
#11
Watching gay porn with people wacking off to people licking assholes.
#12
wacking off to some guy wacking off to a person wacking off to people licking assholes
Beauty Supreme

Yeah you were right about me
#14
wacking off to me beating the little jimmy while wacking off to some guy whos wackinf off to a person thats wacking off to a video of people licking assholes
Beauty Supreme

Yeah you were right about me
#15
predicting the next rip in the universe so that you may send the tactical nuclear missile you built in 8th grade science class through to dominate the newfound dimension and reign as god (or goddess)...

edit: or...just...spankin the crank apparently
Holy crap, my UG account still exists?
#16
scrubbing the excess crap from under his wisdom tooth
Quote by Hotpunksk8rgirl
EWWWWW!!!!! Isn't a urethra another word for a female body part(vagina)??????? Perverted fishy.
#18
Wow, approximately 90% of the posts were "masturbating", 9% were other sexually related posts, and 1% were decent.

This ****ing failed.
#22
Masturbating.
Known.
Some.
Call.
Is.
Air.
Am?

Incoherent - yes.
Without meaning - I'm afraid not.

"Known some call is air am."
Which is to say-

"I am not what I used to be"
#25
spanking his ham
"We are not concerned with motive, with higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime-."
#26
beating the bishop
Quote by killbox2490
Once at chruch, I was at a group thing so I was laying down on the couch then all of a sudden some girl goes up to me starts rubbing my shoe ferociousely and goes " I want sex"......
#27
Sanding his rod.
Known.
Some.
Call.
Is.
Air.
Am?

Incoherent - yes.
Without meaning - I'm afraid not.

"Known some call is air am."
Which is to say-

"I am not what I used to be"
#28
waxing his board
"We are not concerned with motive, with higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime-."
#30
Slappin' the sausage.
Seinfeld
The Gear:
Fender John Mayer Sig. Strat
Hughes & Kettner Edition Blue 60
Dunlop Crybaby
Ibanez Tubescreamer
Damn right, I've got the blues.
#36
Angus, HATE the sig. Ibanez are good. If u hate all people who use them, then GET OFF of UG! Ever hear of Herman Li? Probably THE fastest guitarist ever. he uses an Ibanez.
GEAR
Guitar
Ibanez RG42DX
Peavey Valveking100
Avatar 4x12 cabinet w/ Celestion Vintage 30's
Line 6 Spider 3
DOD Flanger
Ernie Ball Strings
Bass
Dean Edge 4
Peavey TNT 135
GHS Strings
#37
what the **** has that got to do with anything?

probably wanking off to a dragonforce video^^
#40
Quote by christianbassis
Angus, HATE the sig. Ibanez are good. If u hate all people who use them, then GET OFF of UG! Ever hear of Herman Li? Probably THE fastest guitarist ever. he uses an Ibanez.

no Herman Li sux ass so hard. And to be on topic, heating his thermometer
Quote by raise_the_dead
Technical farts in odd time signatures?

WTF do you eat?



Quote by metabolicmaggot
Wow these answers scare me....I've swallowed some of that suff....I need a shower.
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