#1
This is an apology by means of song.
Can't PM you hurt, your inbox is full.
It goes a little something like this...

Verse 1

Sorry about the post,
It was meant sarcastically,
Not to cause offence,
Just thought it would be funny,
Guess you had to be there.

Chorus

Anyhow lol I think you misinterpreted,
What I intended,
I know poetry doesn't need to rhyme,
It happens all the time.
Despite what appearances may suggest,
I am not a retard,
I'm definitely not an idiot.

Outro

Hope you dig.
Take it easy.
#2
Hahah I am honoured. I replied to your email.

I apologise for calling you an idiot. We get alot of posts like that, and very few are meant in humour, in fact you're the first.

peACE
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.