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#1
I want to buy something original for my GF for valentines day this year. Does anybody have any suggestions???
#2
anyone else see the huge irony in this thread?

how old are you?
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#3
Something she'll like.. As in, she'll like personally.. You should know her enough to know what to get.

Novel idea!
#6
Lube?

Or maybe pack yourself in a gift box and ask someone to send you to your gf's house and when she opens up,you can show her your cutest face with a ribbon on your head.


Damn,you guys are lucky,i have no chance to celebrate valentine's...Maybe i should confess to my crush this valentine.
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#8
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anyone else see the huge irony in this thread?


Yep

Get her nothing, Valentines day is a soul sucking peice of shit day.
When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
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#9
bring her a dead bird and leave it on her doorstep. Make sure that the head is halfway off and it's surrounded in a pool of blood.

She'll love it.
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#10
Get her nothing, Valentines day is a soul sucking peice of shit day.

too right. im not getting mine anything for 'valentines day'. in fact i wouldnt have a damn clue when it is.
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#12
Vermont teddy bear!
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.


- T.S. Eliot


#14
Cut out a huge red cardboard heart and strap it to yourself. then cut a hole in it and put ur dick through. you'll have MINUTES of fun
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#15
My gf broke up with me 2 days ago... I got her a personalized $85 dollar ring too. >:|
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#18
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Hire a Barbershop quartet to sing for her.


and cut her hair
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#19
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Cut out a huge red cardboard heart and strap it to yourself. then cut a hole in it and put ur dick through. you'll have MINUTES of fun


hmm...dare i ask?...minutes?
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#20
um this is what i did last year, get a clothing box, wrap it very nicely and say "this will look really good on you." then when she opens it she'll say "there's nothing in here" and you say "exactly" and BAM!!!


buttsecks
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#23
Your on a GUITAR website and your asking for a gift idea? hmm... I don't think a song would be a very good idea would it? nah..
#25
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a dozen roses totally original


yes it is because


the roses I mean are the sweets give her 12 of em



yeah, roses are awesome, girls love flowers
#26
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yeah, roses are awesome, girls love flowers

a cactus (the small ones they sell in the little pots) with a flower on top
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#27
Get her nothing, Valentines day is a soul sucking peice of shit day.
I have a feeling you've never had a girlfriend/boyfriend and thus hate this day.
#29
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I have a feeling you've never had a girlfriend/boyfriend and thus hate this day.


Nope, never having relationships creates a dislike for the day. Having many relationships and realizing the shit that gets thrown around this day creates a hatred for it.

Let me clarify, I have nothing against showing affection towards my girlfriends. In fact that's one of the reasons I dislike the day so much, I don't understand why "love" has to be commercialized and sang and tested to the tune of dollar signs. If I want to buy jewelry for my girlfriend I will, if I want to buy her flowers I will, I don't need a day that tells me I have to show my girlfriend I love her when I try to to that every day that I am with her. Especially not one so centered around commercial bullshit.

Just more capitalist whoredom.
When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Kabir
#30
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a cactus (the small ones they sell in the little pots) with a flower on top



if you're lucky, the girl will find the gift really interesting (in a good way)
#31
Get her a rose and nothing more... then some pizza and porn
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#32
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build a bear?


i love it
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#33
My girlfriend asked for a letter and kiss. Is she BS'ing me? I was like thats seems so blah... she said all I need is you. So I got a keeper or a liar, haha. She is amazing though
#34
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buttsecks


man, 8th time i heard it in one thread and, it just keeps gettin funnier!
the
music and soul of love and hope and light manifesting in our minds, trapping whats left of us in our hearts.
where theres nowhere to go.


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Ostin, you are the pwnzorz and my new hero for that flame.

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#35
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My girlfriend asked for a letter and kiss. Is she BS'ing me? I was like thats seems so blah... she said all I need is you. So I got a keeper or a liar, haha. She is amazing though


and sorry to double post but i jsut could NOT help myself..


you sir, are a moron with women.
the
music and soul of love and hope and light manifesting in our minds, trapping whats left of us in our hearts.
where theres nowhere to go.


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Ostin, you are the pwnzorz and my new hero for that flame.

and this is a guy who's name is "i pwn"
#37
a hairclip, head band one of them. or something shed wear everyday
“Broken hearts never mend”.
But fools never move on.
#38
Nope, never having relationships creates a dislike for the day. Having many relationships and realizing the shit that gets thrown around this day creates a hatred for it.

Let me clarify, I have nothing against showing affection towards my girlfriends. In fact that's one of the reasons I dislike the day so much, I don't understand why "love" has to be commercialized and sang and tested to the tune of dollar signs. If I want to buy jewelry for my girlfriend I will, if I want to buy her flowers I will, I don't need a day that tells me I have to show my girlfriend I love her when I try to to that every day that I am with her. Especially not one so centered around commercial bullshit.

Just more capitalist whoredom.
You're right. I just got the sense that you were another of those losers that are upset because they can't get any action.
#40
Give her your maths homework
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man,
Baby, can you dig your man?

- Larry Underwood
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