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#1
Lets start a conversation made of entierly all monty python lines...
and it actually has to be a conversation....

NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition.
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#3
Are you the brain-specialist?
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#5
It's only a flesh wound!
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. I kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
#6
Well I work all night and I sleep all day
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Find me someone who doesn't do that and I'll show you a man humping a hippopotamus.

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High chairs are for little girls. My kids eat gravel off of bare concrete.

#10
I am Clair McCaskil and I support this message(from Spamalot)
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#12
"you know who we really hate, the judians peoples front"
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#13
Enough of this gay banter. And now Mr Anchovy, you asked us to advise you which job in life you were best suited for.
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#14
you're a loony


(there needs to be at least some point to this conversation))
#15
ok...there is now a subject

Excuse me, I've got a bit of a dirty fork. Could you get me a new one?
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#16
"This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all
appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G
Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at
any place, he is ready to become... BICICLE REPAIR MAN!"

Best thread EVER.
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#17
Piss off!!!
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#18
this is a lingerie shop, sir.
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#21
Uh, no, no, no. This man is a tobacconist
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#23
Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#24
Fine. Um, I don't want to waste any more of your time, but, uh, I don't suppose you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um-- find a, uh-- a, um-- a, uh--
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#26
Well. I mean. like you've er... you've done it...i mean like, you know...you've..er..you've slept, with a lady.
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#29
I've told you once.
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#30
Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion too....
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#31
Know what I mean, know what I mean? Wink, wink, nudge nudge?
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#32
whats it gonna do nibble your bum
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#34
if only bicycle repair man were here!
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#36
It's only wafer thin
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#37
Oh, what a give away.

Did you hear that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
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#40
This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!
They say good things come in small packages. You know what else comes in small packages? Unrelenting pain and horror.
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