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#1
Jokes about YOUR race

*RULES*
In order to make the joke it must be a joke about your race, so if your a white guy make jokes about white people, if your an asian make jokes about asians.
PLEASE if your a black guy don't make a joke about mexicans or asians or whites or vice versa.

Okay here is a joke about mexicans...

Why is the grass in mexico so long?

Because they are busy cutting ours
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#3
asians have small weiners, blacks sleep to much, mexicans smell to much, and whites are the best

did I break any rules?
#4
What do you call a white man with a giant hand?


It doesn't matter because he is supreme!


I like this black joke though. I'm breakin' da rules.
What do you call a black man combined with an octopus?


Dunno, but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.
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its called


hypocrasy
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#5
haha awsome thread
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Drink your own semen. It really helps.

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I download my music and i traffic drugs

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^ n00b, everyone knows the e is accented. Pokémon

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Ummm.... Women can't invent....
#7
i fell down and triped two people., but still manged to win!...some one will get that.
#9
Quote by dazzler16
An Irish man walks into a bar

he's an Alcoholic and it has ruined his family.


I much prefer the "An Irish man walks past a bar" joke though.
#10
Quote by jhardcore
Why are white people white?

Because they are covered in semen.

...

.. What?
#11
Quote by jhardcore
Why are white people white?

Because they are covered in semen.


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4. the penis thread kid?


Quote by carol.
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#14
(Mexican)

What do you call 4 white people pushin a car?
White Power

What do you call 4 mexicans pushin a car?
Grand Theft Auto
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#15
How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

EVERY COMRADE COMBINED IN THE GLORIOUS HOPE OF A BRIGHTER FUTURE!
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#16
What's the difference between a white person and any other ethnic race?


WHITE REIGNS SUPREME.
#17
Quote by dazzler16
Huh?

look at the thread title. then look at my joke again...
#19
Quote by guitar?
i fell down and triped two people., but still manged to win!...some one will get that.


Lmao. I just got that kudos to you.
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#21
Quote by jhardcore
Why are white people white?

Because they are covered in semen.

Thats kinda wierd though

why do white people have big dicks

because they have their moms pull it out and stretch it
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4. the penis thread kid?


Quote by carol.
as of today 7.
you will forever be known to me as the "WHY DO My THREADS KEEP DYING!??! " kid.

#22
Quote by guitar?
look at the thread title. then look at my joke again...



hmm, i get it... witty, but not funny
#23
Quote by AssassinLoki090
(Mexican)

What do you call 4 white people pushin a car?
White Power

What do you call 4 mexicans pushin a car?
Grand Theft Auto


dude thats something George lopez would say!
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as of today 7.
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#24
You people have some fcuked up views on the word "race".

A white guy walks into a club...

he gets laughed at because he can't dance
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#25
Quote by I was here
dude thats something George lopez would say!

dude that's why it's not funny....
#27
Quote by Siftings
dude that's why it's not funny....

Ohhhh, ohhh!

Plus 1!!

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A human walks into a bar. He drinks. What did you expect?

Threadwinner.
#29
Why did the Irishman fall out the window?
He was ironing the curtain.

What's the definition of an Irish cocktail?
A pint of Guinness with a potato in it.

Did you hear about the Irish helicopter crash?
The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Whats the difference between Irish women and washing machines?
You don't have to hug washing machine after you put your load in them.
#31
Quote by Archaon
A human walks into a bar. He drinks. What did you expect?


I'm a bit surprised; I always thought you were a martian honestly
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#32
Quote by Zuka
Ohhhh, ohhh!

Plus 1!!

seriously, why? btw here's a pic of sid vicious..


...jk
#33
Quote by Siftings
dude that's why it's not funny....


funny to me
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4. the penis thread kid?


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#34
Quote by I was here
dude thats something George lopez would say!


then its not funny.......

seriously who finds george lopez funny
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#35
Quote by Siftings
seriously, why? btw here's a pic of sid vicious..


...jk

I don't get it...

Where you trying to communicate with me?
#37
Quote by MastaBassist10
Why are Jewish men circumsized?

Cause Jewish women won't take anything that isn't 20% off


"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
<//////>~
#38
Quote by myself101
then its not funny.......

seriously who finds george lopez funny


Mexicans.
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#39
Quote by guitar?
i fell down and triped two people., but still manged to win!...some one will get that.





Took me a minute to get it, but that's probably the best joke in the thread so far.
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#40
Quote by SharpSpoon
He is obviously Kryptonian.

Shhh! If you tell anyone, I'll have to kill you.

But seriously now, was what I said really that funny? I made it up in an instant and I thought it was actually pretty lame.
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