#1
I just got a new job and it's much better than my current one. I actually get decent hours, good pay, and I get tonnes of free shit.

So now I've got to quit the job I've worked at for over half a year. I'd love to just stop coming in and leave it at that, but I think it's a good idea to quit on a good note. I can't think of what to tell them though. Any tips on how to quit without offending them?
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#2
What is wrong with just telling them that you want to quit?
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#3
"I have a good experience working here, but I have found a job with a better salary. I resign."
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#7
Just give them a two week notice and tell them you found a better job. OR, just take a shit on your bosses desk.
#8
Just tell them you've got a better job offer... jesus, you kids need help with everything
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#11
Tell them you found a job that pays better, and you get more hours, because you need to start paying for college.
#15
I've decided to go with the shitting on bosses desk solution.

Thank you all
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#16
I have a better idea, ask them to give you better pay, and better hours than your new job, or you'll leave.
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#17
I called up my former empoyer and told her i didnt like the way i was treated, so i was quitting. Went and got my money, my coveralls and boots, and went home, havent talked to them since.
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#19
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I've decided to go with the shitting on bosses desk solution.

Thank you all

LOL, u better tell us wat happens when u do
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#22
Actually, my bro was in the same situation a while ago. He got a new job that he thought was awesome, but in a few days, it sucked, and he had to beg back for his other job.

So just keep them both for a while until youre sure you like the new one. Trust me here.
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#23
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Actually, my bro was in the same situation a while ago. He got a new job that he thought was awesome, but in a few days, it sucked, and he had to beg back for his other job.

So just keep them both for a while until youre sure you like the new one. Trust me here.


I've worked five shifts at the new one and it seems pretty good. Even if it's not as great as it seems it's still way better than my old job.
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#24
When i quit my job i just took a month off and stopped answering their phone calls.
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#25
just say that you found a job that has better pay and better hours.

tell them that you have nothing against them, and that its just a better opportunity for you.
#27
do what they did in jackass 2. glue pubes all over your mouth, dress up as a terrorist, strap yourself in dynamite, and then.............get locked in a truck.................but after that BLOW THE SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!
#28
shit on your bossess chest, and punch him in the neck.
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#29
watch the movie office space. he just....didnt come in. he kept getting paid for awhile so if ur gonna quit at least get paid
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