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#1
let's be honest...guys can be just as irritating as girls.


1. when guys dress like slobs all the time. If the girl makes the effort, the guy should...atleast make it look like you didn't just get outta bed (P.S. when I say slob, I mean sweat pants, the whole sha-bang)

2. guys who talk excessively about their ex-girlfriends

3. tanning beds, enough said

4. refer to number 3 and add too much hair gel as well.

5. axe (guys put too much on..makes me sneeze)


(For the record, I realize how superficial this list already is haha )
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#2
i hate it when i see other guys(yes im a guy ) just ask a girl out, they say yes, and immediatly they love them.

Edit:hell yea! first post!
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#3
dude, axe saved my ass one day. and a guy who dresses like a slob is going to be pretty down to earth, and a real honest guy who doesn't have to dress to impress.

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i hate it when i see other guys(yes im a guy ) just ask a girl out, they say yes, and immediatly they love them.


that goes away after middle school, rarely into high school (for the most part).
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#5
Guys who wear one-color jumpsuits, with like pendants and shit. And act all cool and snazzy
#6
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and a guy who dresses like a slob is going to be pretty down to earth, and a real honest guy who doesn't have to dress to impress.


or just, y'know, a slob.
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#7
psh no way this thread will take off everyone knows this is a male dominance world silly
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#8
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dude, axe saved my ass one day. and a guy who dresses like a slob is going to be pretty down to earth, and a real honest guy who doesn't have to dress to impress.


that goes away after middle school, rarely into high school (for the most part).



I do agree about the down to earth bit buttttt it's like....If I am going out on a date, I will try to look nice for the other person. They should make atleast a little bit of effort as to show that they care, ya dig?
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#9
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let's be honest...guys can be just as irritating as girls.


1. when guys dress like slobs all the time. If the girl makes the effort, the guy should...atleast make it look like you didn't just get outta bed (P.S. when I say slob, I mean sweat pants, the whole sha-bang)

2. guys who talk excessively about their ex-girlfriends

3. tanning beds, enough said

4. refer to number 3 and add too much hair gel as well.

5. axe (guys put too much on..makes me sneeze)


(For the record, I realize how superficial this list already is haha )



For the record, those of use with thick hair have an excuse. If ya have thick hair, ya need a lotta gel.
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#12
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Pants below the ass. I have a friend like that. Its amazing that he's the fastest out of us, because he literally wears his pants BELOW his ass.

ohword. I seriously hate that. Are girls even attracted to that? I certainly am not, so I don't understand why they do it.

I hat guys who act like they're 5 years old. The fart jokes constantly.. etc.
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#13
hmm i hate the guys think they are hot (i'm a guy too btw) but this just pisses me off because some girls will flock to that event though they are extremely cocky
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#14
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i hate it when guys wear clothes.


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For the record, those of use with thick hair have an excuse. If ya have thick hair, ya need a lotta gel.



You're right! I forgot that part of the equation. Okay, thick haired guys are the exception. I was referring more to the guido side of the spectrum
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i hate it when guys wear clothes.

Way to steal my post from the other friend. Ass.



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ohword. I seriously hate that. Are girls even attracted to that? I certainly am not, so I don't understand why they do it.

I hat guys who act like they're 5 years old. The fart jokes constantly.. etc.

Not around here they don't, he's always being told to pull his pants up.
#19
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i hate it when guys put their guys first



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#23
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i hate after having anal intercourse with another man they try to cuddle with you, like wtf, are they gay?





thats not funny?
#24
i hate it when guys put their guys first


Whoa, whoa whoa. No matter how hot my girl is, my buds will always be first. That's like guy law.

Bros before hoes!
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#25
wen they say o ya im just dating her for the sex and teh girls one of my best friends
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#28
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Whoa, whoa whoa. No matter how hot my girl is, my buds will always be first. That's like guy law.

Bros before hoes!


bros before hoes comes in to play when you're with the girl for the sex. If you actually care about her, you'll find that you put her before your guy friends.
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#30
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i hate it when guys put their guys first

Girls do the same thing, so that's nothing to complain about.
I don't know why..
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#31
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i hate after having anal intercourse with another man they try to cuddle with you, like wtf, are they gay?


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#32
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bros before hoes comes in to play when you're with the girl for the sex. If you actually care about her, you'll find that you put her before your guy friends.


I think it's circumstantial. I mean, if you've had a best friend for a good number of years and you've only just started seeing a girl (even if you may love her), then I think the best friend should come first.

Unfortunately, most guys inevitably become whipped and too dependent on their relationship. I was like that once, but if I were to do it again, I would never devalue a strong friendship for a woman.
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#33
I hate when guys are ugly and fat. Those ones should just go jump in a pit filled with lobsters or somethin...
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#34
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Whoever made these threads are idiots.



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#35
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I think it's circumstantial. I mean, if you've had a best friend for a good number of years and you've only just started seeing a girl (even if you may love her), then I think the best friend should come first.

Unfortunately, most guys inevitably become whipped and too dependent on their relationship. I was like that once, but if I were to do it again, I would never devalue a strong friendship for a woman.


true, I guess it really depends on the situation. Right now my girlfriend is kinda at the same level, maybe a little above my other friends, but she was my friend too before we started dating. My ex, however, didn't come before my friends, because I hadn't known her for that long. So I see what you're saying there
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#36
Quote by xwatch the sky
I hate guys who act like they're 5 years old. The fart jokes constantly.. etc.
Fart jokes are so 3rd grade... we just talk about masturbation all the time.
#37
I dont hate them, but I lol at guys in girl pants (60-80% of you guys here more than likely).
#38
Quote by waterproofpie
let's be honest...guys can be just as irritating as girls.


1. when guys dress like slobs all the time. If the girl makes the effort, the guy should...atleast make it look like you didn't just get outta bed (P.S. when I say slob, I mean sweat pants, the whole sha-bang)

2. guys who talk excessively about their ex-girlfriends

3. tanning beds, enough said

4. refer to number 3 and add too much hair gel as well.

5. axe (guys put too much on..makes me sneeze)


(For the record, I realize how superficial this list already is haha )



1. yeh i put shoes on and pay effort enough
2. well when my gf keeps going on about how much she hates her i dont hate her i just dont like her anymore
3.tanning bed wtf dont even no wat that is
4. my hair goes as long and messy as t wants no gel to make it look better only shampoo and conditioner it does the rest itself
5. axe ?
#39
Quote by waterproofpie
1. when guys dress like slobs all the time. If the girl makes the effort, the guy should...atleast make it look like you didn't just get outta bed (P.S. when I say slob, I mean sweat pants, the whole sha-bang)


#40
when they say they don't like bimbos and sluts but that's exactly the type of girl they go for.
when they wear ugly clothes from industrie.
hmm i'll have to think about this more.
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