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#1
dont you hate it when they are all like"I got me a pouch and you dont"? well else do you hate about kangroos? wallabies count aswell.
#4
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#5
GAH I hate everything about kangaroos. especially that annoying hop they do. its like... get a life

ps this thread is absolute money. makes me lawl
#6
Kangaroo's are awesome because they're Australian, saying something bad about them is like saying something bad about Marty Friedman's guitar playing.
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#8
I laughed my ass off when I saw this after the boy and girl threads up there.

BTW, it ticks me off the way they're all hoppy like....bouncin everywhere. Just walk god damnit!
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#9
Uh god! I hate the way those bitches protect their young! AND IN THEIR DAMN POUCH!

*head explodes*
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#11
guitar?
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#12
Wow this thread is so ****ing stupid


I also hate how they get all pissed when you try to climb in their puches.
#13
dude whatever you are on to post something like this i'll take two of them
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#14
I hate it when they kick you in the balls when you try to rub your penis on them.
#15
I hate the fact that they carry their babies around with them in their massive belly button puches. What the hell is up with that, anyways?
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#17
-effing kangaroos.
With their fancy pouches and cockey attitudes. Who cares if you're babies are in a hammock attached to your belly! No one likes you.
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#18
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#19
I hate the fact that they think they're more superior to us cuz they all have big and strong penises....

Well heres to all Kangaroos:

At least we humans, males to be exact, have ours in front....
Not lik yuz who have it in the back!!!!!
#26
I hate when they sing their damn theme song.

" I'm a singing kangaroo and I'm from far away. I like to hop hop hop all day."

Those bastards
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#27
I hate when im driving home drunk at 3 in the morning and sitting on 110km/h and a stupid kangaroo jumps infront of my car causing me to almost write my car off....
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#28
I hate those stupid looking tusks they have!

Edit: Sorry, I was thinking about something else.
#32
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wtf? arent there 2 or 3 other threads about this same topic, except with the noun changed?


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#33
Idiot.
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#34
I hate when they come out to Kansas and convince us all that they're not kangaroos, but enormous jackrabbits. I ****in' hate that, man!
#35
I hate the way they try to steal your cars. Fucking kangaroos.
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#36
you...have kangaroos...in zoo's??

i have like 9 in my backyard??
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#37
I hate the way they don't turn themselves into enough burgers for me to eat.

I mean fuck, roobugers are DELICIOUS, better than hamburgers.

But nooo, I've only been able to eat them a couple of times in my life, I WANT KANGAROO MEAT!
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#38
the other day i was kickin' it with this one kangaroo i know,and he was all like "yer gay" and i was like "nuh uh yer gay" and he was like "fag" and i was like"no need for language"and then he ****ed my mom...
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#39
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there should be a rule on this site:

no making threads While stoned


just because of instances like this, when you know the person who made the thread was BLOWN OUT OF HIS MIND



sux to not fit in doesn't it
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#40
I hate the way that kangaroos always want to spoon me.
I mean, what if I want some time to myself?

Great thread.
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