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#1
Thought of a kinda cool idea for a thread. Just list your favorite oxymoron.
Ill start it off with:
Civil War
"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"
-Emiliano Zapata
#2
Women's Rights.


Omgggzzz, lolol0lll
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#3
military intelligence
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
#4
She-male.
Don't You Talk to Billy Idol That Way.

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#5
You are an oxyMORON.
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#7
Quote by WastedFire
military intelligence



haha! thank you for that one. Dave Mustaine is god.
#8
Getting hit and killed by an ambulance.

Working for the CDC (Center for Disease Control) and dying from a common cold.

True Lies.

Good Disco.
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#11
dude, do you know what an oxy moron is?
EDIT: for fallenangel20
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
#12
Autism Awareness


sorry to anyone whose lives may be affected in anyway by autism
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#15
Quote by WastedFire
dude, do you know what an oxy moron is?
EDIT: for fallenangel20


Yes.... oh shit.... I screwed up.... I was doing irony for the first two.....shit.....

But my last one's right.
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#16
painless dentistry
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
#17
Jumbo shrimp
Quote by jazkel24

Any bands you're trying to copy/sound like?
#18
Quote by WastedFire
military intelligence

Two words combined that can't make sense.

Good morning, rap music(hehehe)
#22
bitter sweet
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
#24
Postal Service
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#25
Quote by guitarjunky89
Poop D1ck

nobodys laughing.
the
music and soul of love and hope and light manifesting in our minds, trapping whats left of us in our hearts.
where theres nowhere to go.


Quote by I_Pwn
Ostin, you are the pwnzorz and my new hero for that flame.

and this is a guy who's name is "i pwn"
#26
holy hell
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
#27
Quote by SGRocker0791
Dark Side of the Moon.



there actually is a dark side of the moon...we only see one side of the moon because the earths rotation is the same as the moons revolution...its quite weird....but anyways...i dunno...the only other one i can think of is girly-man
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#29
Quote by rifftnstrings
Good morning


How is that an oxymoron? Unless you're referring to 'mourning', but it's spelt differently and it's not a common expression.
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#30
Quote by Ranxston
Rap Music


amen to that.

(from hinder) god, you make it hard to be faithful
the game
#31
freezer burn
"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"
-Emiliano Zapata
#33
Quote by Ranxston
Rap Music



This is hardly an oxymoron because first of all rap, is not a type of music or genre, but is a technique (I guess) in Hip-Hop. And to say that it is not music is completely ignorant and immature.
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Any bands you're trying to copy/sound like?
#34
government effeciency
"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"
-Emiliano Zapata
#35
A Little Horny

Mild laxative
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#37
a little big
"Guitarmen, wake up and pluck wire for sound, let 'em hear you play"
-Charlie Christian
"You have to give people something to dream on"
-Jimi Hendrix
"I try to make any guitar do what I want it to do"
-Slash
#38
"Now then"
Quote by gflip69
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#40
Quote by Smokey Amp
How is that an oxymoron? Unless you're referring to 'mourning', but it's spelt differently and it's not a common expression.



I think he means cause no one wants to get up in the morning.
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