#1
i heard somewhere if i car is parked on the side of the highway after like 10:00 p.m. cops are supposed to go check if its populated. is this true?
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heres what you do. bring your girlfriend to the side of road and **** her till around ten PM. if no cops show up, you got some sex and disproved the theory. if they do show up though, your ****ed. good luck!
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#7
well thats kinda the plan. but we leave the car on the side of the rode and sneak to her house.
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#8
Are you fucking kidding me? How can you misspell road? Twice?
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well thats kinda the plan. but we leave the car on the side of the rode and sneak to her house.


Isn't there a better place to leave your god damn car than a highway?
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Quote by aaron13
no. cause i like rode better


Who the **** gave you a license? Oh I get it, your just asking a stupid question so you can make us all think that you have a girlfriend who has a house to sneak into and you aren't some loser who has a small penis and compensates by indirectly pretending he has a girlfriend on the internet...
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#13
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! rode! titter titter titter.


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Who the **** gave you a license? Oh I get it, your just asking a stupid question so you can make us all think that you have a girlfriend who has a house to sneak into and you aren't some loser who has a small penis and compensates by indirectly pretending he has a girlfriend on the internet...



i don't have a license my friends taking me. If i was asking a question like that wouldnt i have came right out and said it. I could care less whether or not you believe i have a girlfriend or not. This is the ****ing internet who do i have to impress? Wow your a ****ing retard. And just for the record...



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i don't have a license my friends taking me. If i was asking a question like that wouldnt i have came right out and said it. I could care less whether or not you believe i have a girlfriend or not. This is the ****ing internet who do i have to impress? Wow your a ****ing retard. And just for the record...





DUDE!!! LIEK!!! I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU NOW!!! GTFO THE FORUMS!!


why does your hair completely change... and following deliriums lead, your boyfriends too?

edit: also, if you didn't need to prove anything, why post the pictures... and beyond that, how can I take the pictures of someone who can't spell road seriously?
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Why the pictures...?
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last time a cop checked to see if my car was populated he found 30 mexicans and a donky in leather. damn mexicans
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#23
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to try and prove a point I think.... not that anyone cares, lol... I don't have a girlfriend... then again, I don't feel the need to have one in order to try and prove a point, unlike the threadstarter, apparently



What point does it prove... What kind of guy post pics of his "girlfriend" on the internet though? Wouldn't that make her mad? Just asking.
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What point does it prove... What kind of guy post pics of his "girlfriend" on the internet though? Wouldn't that make her mad? Just asking.


It was because I told him that he was asking a stupid question to pretend he has a girlfriend on the internet. But now I understand that I am all wrong, the actual plan here is him and his friend are driving down a highway, parking on the side of it, sneaking into his girlfriends house (conveniently placed by the side of a highway) and having some freaky bisexual sex!
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It was because I told him that he was asking a stupid question to pretend he has a girlfriend on the internet. But now I understand that I am all wrong, the actual plan here is him and his friend are driving down a highway, parking on the side of it, sneaking into his girlfriends house (conveniently placed by the side of a highway) and having some freaky bisexual sex!


I thought the threadstarter had a boyfriend?
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I thought the threadstarter had a boyfriend?


He does, who do you think his friend with a license is?
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#28
Hey aaron13......the only highways you could even park on are 59, 190, or 146.

If its 190 shouldn't be a problem. But 59 or 146, i wouldn't.
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#29
closed because you're an idiot and it pains me to read this.
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