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#3
stop looking in the mirror man or better yet turn off the lights
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#8
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
I'm starting to develop some man boobs . How do I make them go away?!!?


pull them every morning till they turn blue, and attach weights to them at night, make sure to send us pics every end of the week so we can supervise your progress.
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#9
chainsaw
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#13
Quote by FretboardToAsh
pull them every morning till they turn blue, and attach weights to them at night, make sure to send us pics every end of the week so we can supervise your progress.


i think that is a jolly good idea
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#15
Pushupsand some jogging, the longer you wait the harder it is to start getting rid of them again. I know. I developed them, lost them, but have developed them again.
#17
Quote by ktjackfan
when you think about eating, play guitar instead

i did that and now im a lil underweight and my moms always nagging me to eat when im not hungry...
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#18
Teen guys get them a lot. It's a hormone thing. It sucks, you've just got to wait.
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#19
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
Teen guys get them a lot. It's a hormone thing. It sucks, you've just got to wait.

yeah i got em, too. But i ive learned to take pride in my man boobs.
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WTF do you eat?



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Wow these answers scare me....I've swallowed some of that suff....I need a shower.
#20
I've heard it's a tennage thing and they go away by the time you're 20...BULLSHIT. One of my mates is 23 with an A cup

Poor guy

I should give him a phonecall...
#24
It's caused by having not enough testosterone, and too much estrogen. Perhaps you have testicular cancer. I'm not trying to be funny or anything that really is one of the symptoms. I mean im assuming you're a teenager (couldnt be bothered to check) So it's unlikely. If you dont have testicular cancer then try and get as much testosterone as poss. Try eating lots of beef.
#25
Quote by Syd Barret..
Lots of girls like to rub my manboobs, some even suck it. Lol!


that means they're sucking about half a meter too high, get a hold of yourslef man. your lowering yourself to the status of manbitch
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Last edited by FretboardToAsh at Feb 11, 2007,
#26
he said manboobs, not bitchtits
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#27
Quote by FretboardToAsh
that means they're sucking about half a meter too low, get a hold of yourslef man. your lowering yourself to the status of manbitch


Actually, my manboobs arnt saggy. They are actually pretty good, im natural built in. And those girls are my bitches. I tell to do what I want them to do.
#28
Well I worked out a good deal last year, and got a broader, fuller chest and pretty good pecs, but on top of them are still annoying little man boobs. It's like a layer of fat that is totally unaffected by exercise or muscle build up. This is totally hurting my stage presence lol.
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#29
Quote by Syd Barret..
Actually, my manboobs arnt saggy. They are actually pretty good, im natural built in. And those girls are my bitches. I tell to do what I want them to do.


so yous a pimp then? give them bithces a mighty spanking for my then bro
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#30
exercise? Dont drink soy milk hahaha..........
Pushups, swimming, all that stuff should help......
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#32
Accept them and use them to your advantage,
when playing a sports game, take off your top and do some star jumps, when everyone falls around laughing at you, go win the game!

(happened to me once )
#33
Cardio training, running/cycling etc and then lots of pressups.
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#34
You'll just have to cut them off... sorry dude.
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#35
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
I'm starting to develop some man boobs . How do I make them go away?!!?


pics?
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#36
run your ass off to burn off the fat, then do bench press and push ups to tone em up.
eat healthy too, drink lots of water.
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#37
Masturbate. Jesus, 2 whole pages and I'm the first to say it? I'm disappointed in you, UG. Getting all mature and shit.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#39
Quote by hamish5178
pics?


You got beaten to it, last page.
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#40
Wear a bra
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