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So, I check my email and I see a letter from a guy named Charles Brown. Read this:

From : Charles Brown XX
Reply-To : X
Sent : Sunday, February 11, 2007 7:00 AM
To : X
Subject : Waiting for your mail


I am Mr. Charles Brown; A Canadian Attorney based in Manchester, United Kingdom and the personal attorney to Late Mr. Mark Michelle a citizen of France. Late Mr. Mark Michelle was a private oil consultant/ contractor with the Shell Petroleum Development Company in Saudi Arabia before his death, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.

Unfortunate, my client with his wife and three children lost their life in plane clash in 2003. My several attempts to locate any of his relatives as directed by his Bank became void. I had make enquires with his country Embassy and non of his relatives have been traced. It may interest you to know that my client died "in testate".

PROPOSITION:
I decided to contact you purely on the personal conviction of trust and confidence that we can co-operate with each other and do a very lucrative business for our mutual benefits. I want you to give me the needed assistance by allowing me to present you as the next of kin to the deceased and the beneficiary to his estate. The deceased had a deposit valued presently at (GBP 45,800,000.00) and his Bank has issued me a notice to provide his next of kin or beneficiary by will, otherwise the account would be confiscated.

Already, i have marked out modalities for achieving my aim of appointing a next of kin as well as transfer the money out of this country, for us to share the money in the ratio of 53% for me and 35% to you, The 2% of the fund will serve as reimbursement of expenses both local and international any of us will make in the course of this transaction. While we shall collectively donate the remaining balance of 10% to Tsunami Relief Organizations.

It is my intention to achieve this transfer in a legitimate way, all I required is your honest co-operation, and confidentiality and trust to enable us see this transaction through. This is a very legal business that I am very sure of its success and is absolutely risk free.

If this proposal is acceptable to you, kindly email following information’s to me;
1. Private telephone number and fax number.
2. Your residential address.
3. Identification / occupation.

Further details await you upon a positive response from you.

Yours faithfully,

Bar. Charles Brown


Yep, a complete stranger wants to give me 35% of 45.8 million dollars. Yeeeep... All I have to do is give him my home address, private numbers, and identification. From a person I've never even heard of before. Yep...

This is what the internet has come to eh? Bloody pathetic.
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#5
Crazy. Hear about those emails going around about some african king that wants to give you half of his fortune if you reply back with your credit card number and other personal info?

Where did these people learn to scam? Runescape?
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#6
Send us your bank details, birth certificate and passport, we won't run off with your identity, I promise!!!

Google the dead bloke, anyone that rich will be known somewhere on the internet. If you can't find him, tis a scam.
#7
you're gonna be a millionare!
do it.
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#8
Give him your friends details. If you friend loses everything, then...well..you suck and i'll laugh at you from a mile away...or something....
#9
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Crazy. Hear about those emails going around about some african king that wants to give you half of his fortune if you reply back with your credit card number and other personal info?

Where did these people learn to scam? Runescape?

hahahahha
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he's gonna ask you to meet him then he's gonna butt rape you and steal your wallet

Not only his wallet. His virginity too!!!

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#13
I googled him and I found another... no Mark michelle, but another email. Yep


From: mr. Charles Brown.
24 river lane government
reserved area, Abuja.
Private Telephone + 234 803 881 4129
Pls Reply to; charlesbrown12@sify.com

Attention please! strictly confidential!

Dear friend,

With all due respect, I guess my letter will not embarrass you, since I have no
previous correspondence with you. I strongly believed, I would not regret
approaching you in this matter. I am mr.charles brown, a solicitor at law and
the personal attorney to late mr. Mark Michelle, a french national. late
mr.Mark Michelle is a private oil consultant/contractor with the shell
petroleum development in saudi arabia, herein after shall be referred to as my
client.

I have avery urgent and mutual business relationship to propose to you. On
thursday june 6th 2000, my client and his wife with their three children were
involved in an auto clash, all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost
their lives. since then, i have made several enquiries with his country's
embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved
unsuccessful. after these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to
personally contact you with this business partnership proposal. I have
contacted you to assist in repatriating a huge amount of money left behind by
my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the finance
and security company where these huge deposit was lodged. the deceased had a
deposit valued presently at $12,000,000.00 million us dollars (twelve million
united state dollars) and company has issued me a notice to provide his next of
kin or beneficiary by will otherwise have the account confiscated within the
next thirty working days.

Having been unsuccessful in locating any of my late client relatives for over
two (2) years now. I am now seeking your consent to present you as the next of
kin/beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at
$ 12 million united states dollars can be paid to you. it is not necessary to
be a blood relation to late mr. Mark Michelle, neither is it necessary to
bear the same surname with him. it is even not important for the stand-in next
of kin to be a french national.

Already, i have worked out modalities for achieving my aim of appointing a next
of kin as well as transfer the money abroad for us to share in the ratio of
60% for me and 40% to you. it is my intention to achieve this transfer in a
legitimate way, all i required is your honest, co-operation,confidentiality and
trust to enable us see this transaction through. the money transfer paper work
itself will include a certificate of origin so that the receiving bank does
not ask question. also the paper work will include proper certificate that
the fund being transferred is from non-criminal sources. In short this will
be a proper and legal money transfer with apparently no risk involved. The
transaction is guaranteed to succeed without any problem.

As soon as I hear from you, I shall provide you with further clarification that
you may need.

Your urgent response will be highly anticipated and appreciated. Best wishes,

Mr.Charles Brown.
Private Telephone + 234 803 881 4129
Pls Reply to; charlesbrown12@sify.com

Note: in the event you are not willing to assist, kindly notify me to prevent
me from making further contact.


Little Bastard only offered me 35%
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#14
send him a keylogger, just send your "info" as an attachment
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Quote by LittleMan_LittlePenis
Crazy. Hear about those emails going around about some african king that wants to give you half of his fortune if you reply back with your credit card number and other personal info?

Where did these people learn to scam? Runescape?

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#18
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They're sneaky little bastards, I got that one. I probably would have fallen for it if I actualy used Wachovia. Then the next day I got the same email but from Bank Of America

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#20
i got this email from wachovia once saying i was 20000 dollars in debt and im 14... lol
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#21
There is grammar errors in both of those letters, therefore I'm guessing it's definately a scam. An actual attorney or w/e the guy claims to be would make sure that the letter is all grammatically correct. However it still was pretty well written.
#22
Has anyone seen that fone jacked video with the black guy? very similar.

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#23
Quote by LittleMan_LittlePenis
Crazy. Hear about those emails going around about some african king that wants to give you half of his fortune if you reply back with your credit card number and other personal info?

Where did these people learn to scam? Runescape?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Good call

To threadstarter: Go through with it but before you do go to the cops. Let them pretend to be you and go through with it all. If he is wanted for web scamming from previous occations than he will be caught and prosecuted.

EDIT:


Lets all flood his email with hotmail or gmail emails.
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To threadstarter: Go through with it but before you do go to the cops. Let them pretend to be you and go through with it all. If he is wanted for web scamming from previous occations than he will be caught and prosecuted.


Now this man is smart
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#27
I believe that anyone who is foolish enough to fall for that crap deserves to have their identity stolen.
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#28
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So, I check my email and I see a letter from a guy named Charles Brown. Read this:


Yep, a complete stranger wants to give me 35% of 45.8 million dollars. Yeeeep... All I have to do is give him my home address, private numbers, and identification. From a person I've never even heard of before. Yep...

This is what the internet has come to eh? Bloody pathetic.

This is what the internet was based on.
#30
Quote by Aussie Ghost
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Good call

To threadstarter: Go through with it but before you do go to the cops. Let them pretend to be you and go through with it all. If he is wanted for web scamming from previous occations than he will be caught and prosecuted.

EDIT:


Lets all flood his email with hotmail or gmail emails.



Was that sarcasm?

Also, I'm sure he changes his emails after a scam to keep his identity safe. From what I remember, both of those emails aren't the same.
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#31
They've been going round for years.
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#33
I got that e-mail the other day and sent him those details and since I've been getting e-mails about penis englargements and animal porn since.

...I think I got scammed
#34
If you give him your information, you'll be walking down a dark alley and you'll feel something poking you. Then mr. Charles whatever will be like, "Drop your pants, and touch your toes, I'll show you were the wild moose goes."
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If you give him your information, you'll be walking down a dark alley and you'll feel something poking you. Then mr. Charles whatever will be like, "Drop your pants, and touch your toes, I'll show you were the wild moose goes."


I say we give him someone elses information for shits and giggles
#36
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Send us your bank details, birth certificate and passport, we won't run off with your identity, I promise!!!

Google the dead bloke, anyone that rich will be known somewhere on the internet. If you can't find him, tis a scam.


Um

Is that really neccesary>?
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#37
Actually, he wants to give you 35% of 46 billion POUNDS, twice as much as dollars.

I've seen plenty of them in my time. Not even worth reading.
#38
Quote by LittleMan_LittlePenis
Crazy. Hear about those emails going around about some african king that wants to give you half of his fortune if you reply back with your credit card number and other personal info?

Where did these people learn to scam? Runescape?


LMAO OMG HAHAHAH wow that made me laugh(the rune scape thing) good times goooooooooooooooodd gooooood times
#39
why don't i get cool e-mails like that. i just get circuit city or wal mart telling me there is a big sale going on
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#40
I used to scam the shit out of kids in Diablo 2.

"Yo man I really need that sword to take out this dude. I'm much stronger, I'll kill him easier." *takes sword* "Faggot!" *Logs off*
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