#2
Happy birthday Cpt. Jackass.

I don't have a present for you though/ Sorry.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#4
I got you an ancient Mayan pyramid.

"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#8
Quote by captainjackass
wtf? its not my birthday...


Wtf? Waste of UG, this thread is.


[/Yoda]
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#9
Quote by captainjackass
wtf? its not my birthday...


EDIT: do i get to buttseck0rz the kids in bee costumes? jk



Wierd. i could have sworn.


Well...


Happy birthday anyway.
#10
Quote by captainjackass
wtf? its not my birthday...


EDIT: do i get to buttseck0rz the kids in bee costumes? jk


Haha, well apparently it's Captinjackass's birthday. With no a.

...Never seen him though.
#11
Quote by captainjackass


EDIT: do i get to buttseck0rz the kids in bee costumes? jk


No, that depreciates their value. I got em going up on the block in 20...
#14
go kill yourself, this should help

"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#15
Quote by captainjackass
who do you think i am? im very confused.



i thought you were Riley, but i guess you arn't.
#16
Maybe you should click his member profile next time. It clearly says its march 25th.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#17
Quote by MedicreDemon
Maybe you should click his member profile next time. It clearly says its march 25th.



thank you captain obvious.